Deadly Rocket

[He can try, but it probably won't work.]

Don't look at me like that. Come on, don't you wanna catch a pokémon?

I didn't know you were that freaky. I think the boss would give me two black eyes if I did that to you, so I'll pass.

I can, however hold someone down so you can punch them if you'd like.

... Probably would. I don't exactly respect pokémon...

[He looks away.]

I'm guessing that wasn't the answer you wanted to hear?

Huh. I guess I didn't expect that from you.

Hah. I hope you know what you're getting yourself into then~ I'm not exactly a hero around here, and you want to be associated with me?

[He lifts their intertwined hands into view.]

Maybe more than you'd like to admit?

... Wow these things are good.

Y'know I can't die that easily, right??

[He's running as fast as he can!]

A little late for that, don't you think?

You can look for yourself if you don't believe me.

[He grins, confident.]

Think I'm stupid all you want, that just means you're underestimating me.

-:- Here you go

-:- Sorry for the inactivity here. I've been overwhelmed with life for a bit, and I don't have a lot of energy to write lately. Hopefully I'll be back soon. I miss Proton's shenanigans.

Who is it this time?

Or just in general?

-:- Here you go

-:- Take all the time you need. I'll still be here when you get back :)

No one told me it was bisexuality day.

You all will pay for this.

[Proton closes the distance between them.]

When don't we have fun, hm?

Who said anything about dying?

[Run, run, run!]

[Just as over the top as he remembered.]

I'm sure you will.

If you say so, but I am telling the truth.

... Who are you talking about, anyway?

Who else would it be for?

[He chuckles, leaning against Samuel, teasing him.]

[Cough.]

Right...

[He didn't already... did he?]

Well... I have work to do.

[Quickly! Escape before Samuel catches on!]

... What do you want me to do about it?

Wise choice, I'd say.

... Why are you even with Rocket, then?

[He smiles into the kiss. Very happy. Poor Li'l Man has to see this, but Proton doesn't care.]

...

... Depends? Would I have known you before you turned into a pokémon? If that's the case, then I'd try to turn you human again.

Look, I don't know all the details, I'm just the cleanup guy, but Rocket is more helpful than you'd like to believe.

[He glances over when his hand is grasped.

He doesn't pull his hand away. Maybe she just wants to use this as a cover to draw less attention. Who knows.]

There's plenty of time for it. Unless... do you have to leave soon?

Are you really? The only things you've accused me of are either false or things others do who are supposedly "good." And yet you say I'm the evil one.

I'm just saying, not everything's as black and white as you think.

Don't act like this is the worst thing ever. It's fine.