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FULL TIME THOUGHTS #LIVCEY
1) CHAMPIONS!!
2) What a season, what a club
3) Crowd were immense
4) Alisson is immense
5) Salah is King!
6) Slot is a genius
7) Soak it up, lads
8) Etch every moment of this season into your memory
9) We shall not be moved
10) You’ll never walk alone!

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #LIVCRY
1) Feels similar to how Palace beat City
2) Have to keep pushing and creating
3) Salah being double marked is killing him
4) Diaz our closest to scoring (twice)
5) Mid really misses Mac Allister
6) Little creative spark
7) Seems a bit predictable
Yours?

FULL TIME THOUGHTS #BRILIV
1) Another pre-season game under the belt
2) Entertaining game as the result doesn’t matter
3) Good goals all game
4) Wish Nunez would do something
5) Happy for Brighton. Good club
6) Some good play here and there from us
7) Booze is bad for form 🤣

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #BRILIV
1) Not as drunk as I expected
2) That Elliott goal was 👌
3) Chiesa is good!
4) Szoboszlai goal was 🫨
5) Played great for the first 20, ok for next 25, then Szobo goal must hurt them
6) Team are clicking nicely for so many changes
7) Love this mad club

SZOBOSZLAAIIII!!!!! Hahahaha how did he manage that?! Actually broke the keeper!

FULL TIME THOUGHTS #LIVARS
1) Arsenal scraped that
2) Wish Robbo’s shot went in
3) Fun finish to the game at least
4) Shame we started the 2nd half so poorly
5) Still Champions
6) Thought we would be a bit more fired up for this game, but all good
7) Not a fan of the Trent circus

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #LIVARS
1) Scoreline going the way most thought it’d go
2) Arsenal still playing well in parts
3) Jones having a very good half apart from 1 poor moment
4) Diaz & Szobo full of energy today
5) VVD & Konate are huge today
6) Salah the creator is a joy to watch!

FULL TIME THOUGHTS #CHELIV
1) League won 🏆
2) Can see why Slot barely rotated
3) Chiesa with a medal!
4) Only Endo can stay near our starting XI
5) Bradley with a top cameo
6) Quansah’s decision making is dreadful
7) Can we get to the Palace game already?
8) Top of the league!

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #CHELIV
1) Not good, not terrible either
2) 6 changes making a big impact to our normal style
3) Endo our best mid by a mile
4) Salah fairly average so far
5) Few looking like they’re on holiday already
6) Need a bit of Chiesa & Nunez to add some chaos

Yours?

FULL TIME THOUGHTS #LIVTOT
1) Ladies & Gentlemen, we’ve done it 🥲
2) 5 goals, 3pts, incredible.
3) By far the best team in the most competitive season
4) Arne Slot, na na na na na!
5) Team were brilliant across the whole park today
6) Knew Richarlison would be a tit
7) YNWA ❤️

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #LIVTOT
1) Wow!
2) Glad we conceded; made us sharper and we started hitting the target
3) Some of the best goals of the season
4) Grav/Mac/Szobo have been incredible
5) Really want a Salah goal
6) Gakpo & Diaz are so sharp
7) Crowd has been amazing!
8) 🥲

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #LEILIV
1) Class difference is clear, but we are in neutral mostly
2) Feel when the first goal goes in, 3-4 more will follow
3) Would like more shots from Dom & Mac10
4) Surely another Virgil header coming
5) Need some spark!
6) Traveling Kop in great voice!

FULL TIME THOUGHTS #LIVWHU
1) 3pts, job DONE!
2) Champions win those games, and we did just that
3) Robbo with a dreadful cameo. Feel for him
4) Our midfield was solid
5) Wish we saw more Chiesa
6) I can’t believe we’re gonna win the league 🥲
7) Great VVD goal
8) What a club❤️

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #LIVWHU
1) Utterly dominant
2) The Egyptian 🤴🏾 is incredible
3) So much more dynamic than recent games
4) Our midfield 3 all very good
5) Would like to see Jota take a pop at goal
6) Diaz firey as always
7) Tsimikas playing well enough
8) Get Chiesa on 😉

FULL TIME THOUGHTS #LIVEVE
1) 3pts done
2) Liverpool is red all over
3) Curtis is one of the best RBs in the league
4) How did Pickford get away with that lash on Nunez?
5) So many nerves destroyed that game
6) Kellehero stepping up when needed again
7) We’re gonna win the league

DDIIOOOGGOOOOO!!! What a run, what a dribble, what a finish!

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #LIVEVE
1) Dominated everything except for the scoreline or big chances
2) We’re so shaky facing counters
3) Hate low-block, low table dross teams
4) Curtis deputising well at RB
5) Need Chiesa, Elliott and Gakpo on
6) Mental game
7) Need to score early

FULL TIME THOUGHTS #LIVNEW
1) We didn’t deserve to win, but gutted we didn’t play better
2) All 3 starting attackers were particularly bad
3) Chiesa & Elliott our only bright sparks
4) Need to freshen up the starting XI for remaining games
5) Let’s finish the season on a high

CHIIEESSAAAAA!!!!! Get in, son!! Let’s make a miracle happen.

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #LIVNEW
1) Goal always looked like it was coming
2) Haven’t got close to getting into this game
3) So toothless in attack
4) Why can’t we hold onto the ball?
5) Burn with a free header, cool…
6) Will need a big turnaround
7) Team look out of ideas right now

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #LIVPSG
1) Knife’s edge stuff
2) Can easily go either way
3) Most nervous I’ve been all season
4) They’re so dangerous on the break
5) Feel a bit flat, but only hope we can get that goal or two
6) Got to come out with much more fight
7) Need Darwin chaos!

FULL TIME THOUGHTS #LIVSOU
1) Perfect second 45’ performance
2) 3pts!
3) Top of the league
4) Nunez the hero
5) HT subs were immaculate
6) Ref was the best all season
7) Nunez to start vs PSG
8) Elliott very good
9) First of 3 finals this week won
10) What a team, what a club❤️

SALLAAHHH!!! Bringing happiness and relief to Anfield once again 🙏🏻

SALAAHHHHH!!! Clean, precise, unstoppable.

HAHA NUNEZ NUNEZ NUNEZ NUNEZ NUNEZ!! Who is this striker?

NUUNNNEEZZZZ!!!!! 🤫That was the kind of striker move and finish we need! Credit to Diaz for doing exactly what was called for too.

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #LIVSOU
1) What is going on?
2) Some really odd play by some players
3) Fleeting moments of beautiful play
4) Credit to Sotton for how they’re approaching it
5) Players look knackered
6) Get Chiesa & Mac10 on
7) Tough game for a 2am kickoff
8) Slot HT drubbing

FULL TIME THOUGHTS #PSGLIV
1) Won that leg like champions to be
2) Alisson 🙏🏻
3) Harvey the Hero!!
4) What an effort
5) PSG are 🗑️
6) Time to slap them at Anfield
7) WHAT AN EFFORT!
8) Nunez, game changer. So effective
9) Robbo, started average, ended brilliantly
10) Wow!

ELLLIIOOTTTTY!!!! IMPACT SUBBBBB!!!!!!

HALF TIME THOUGHTS #PSGLIV
1) Longest 45’ of the season
2) Sweats…
3) Will definitely take a draw in this leg
4) Need a change up top. Very wasteful
5) Weird half and plenty we can improve on
6) Maybe they’ll be tired 2nd half and we score 3 😬
7) Would put Nunez on somewhere to scare them a bit