Marzipandancer

if I were the seattle mariners I would simply stop grounding into double plays with the bases loaded

Yes they do.

Agreed. They will just wait it out.

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We just got into another double play!!! We’re gonna set the record!!!

Mariners.

I do not and I’m riddled with anxiety.

Basically the same thing

Me too! Not dry heaving, not pacing, not even frequently sighing and saying “ooookkkkaaaayyy.”

I’m not doing anything like that.

Stores are open! Unless you’re broke, then the problem is compounded.

Then you have to sort out transportation and the cost of the thing itself.

But there’s the outlet store in Sodo…

I don’t think it’s allowed to speak that way about Rick.

Wait really? Maybe it’s in the name! Being a Seattle Mariners fan is also (typically) masochistic.

No I think they would, but to root for the Mariners.

Update: it’s been adopted without revision.

They did shit with tea back then if I recall correctly.

Okay rough time to suggest this but here’s my solution:

Canada annexes Western Washington and the Seattle Mariners become Canada’s second team.

Hey I’m blocked on your DM’s what’s going on?

You, sir, have earned yourself an unsolicited dick pic! What a sweetheart.

Yeah now I want to see a sumo match!

You should be mad. When I saw Little in the bullpen I was like “oh my god, we might have a chance to win this!”

Dan Wilson’s made some pretty big pitching mistakes in this series, but putting Little in was not a good move by Schneider at all.

Disagree. Upon further review I think the Blue Jays fan booed Woo for hitting Springer.

This is perfect. The Mariners are never better than when everyone predicts a loss. Predict a win? We’ll make a 9.76 ERA pitcher look like a Cy Young candidate. Predict a definite loss? Our 7/8/9 batters will each hit for the cycle.

Absolutely. I sang along with Oh Canada, and cheered for the Mariners.

Honestly I think this format would be kinda cool. Like, winner of each series gets to pluck a couple of players from the team they beat.

On the other hand, we already have the All Star game.

I think they were talking about how fucking awesome that Mariners game was.

See? Thats what I’m talking about.

Wait that came out wrong: never boo an injured player!

I’m a Mariners fan, and I’ve been very disappointed with our fans lately. They’ve been booing excessively ever since the pandemic and it’s gotta stop.

Like Eugenio says: “Good vibes only.”

And for fuck’s sake: never boo an injury!!

Hell of a night!

I mean… I made my toddler cry because I was screaming so much so… yeah. Fair point!

But I saw the game 5 win live so it’ll hold a special place in my heart.

(After he calmed down and I explained he said “Dada, very very happy”)