Marzipandancer

I have some answers and a follow up question for you:

1) Unattached for sure
2) Both
3) Sloppy Joe

My question:

Why an underscore as a question delimiter? No shade, just curious.

Did my sparkling pair of gold handcuffs catch your eye?

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

Muted the finer Vice President and 2024 Democratic nominee’s name and my feed is significantly less enraging.

“I will never vote for her.”

“If you’d voted for her this wouldn’t be happening!”

“She’s a genocidal maniac!”

“She’s a better version of Jesus!”

Get a grip folks.

What about Jeff Goldblum?

I’m coming over.

The only thing I did in Fallout was spend two hours making the most fucked up looking character I possibly could. When the actual game started I was like meh I forgot I don’t really like video games.

I punched a guy in school for using the N word once. The principle told me that I should do something nice for myself while I was suspended.

I want to say the same to this kid.

2.2%

Tula’s too.

There’s a rule at this alter.

In case you were wondering, ICE has NOT left Minnesota.

Royce, not Clay Davis! RIP

Dude I just said I was an F1 fan.

YouTube video by Seattle Mariners 2026 Seattle Mariners Spring Training Media Session (Feb. 13): Kade Anderson

I fucking love Kade Anderson’s attitude in this interview. I can’t wait to see him throw the ball this spring!

#Mariners

youtu.be/USvsgUmGK7o?...

Oh it was fucking terrible. Even from an F1 fans perspective it was awful.

The only thing that made it worth watching was the race scenes, which had a stupid plot but cool shots.

The second I publicly announce I’ve lost something, I find it.

*Especially* if I blame someone else or claim it was stolen.

I have to believe it though or the trick doesn’t work.

The backside of a yellow-orange moving van with the name of the company ADHD movers We can’t stop moving. The phone number and website are listed below. The pic is taken from the front seat of a car and is in a residential neighborhood apartment complex.

‘ADHD movers
We can’t stop moving’
- I love this.

There’s still another three days of testing! And the car we see in Melbourne will be better still.

Norwescon! I completely forgot about that one. One of the weirdest and most fun conventions I’ve ever worked.

When her dating profile says “Under 6’ don’t bother trying.”

For me it used to be some guy who’s special interest is wheel barrows explaining proper wheel barrow maintenance and repair.

Now it’s barrowfucker88 trying to get you to join his Patreon and doing a blooper reel of his video intro recording.

They’re no longer In Minneapolis and are no longer in the field, currently on administrative leave. That’s unfortunately the best we can hope for prior to a new government being elected.

Meta? Google?

Come on. They won’t bother going to court over this. They’re happy to help.

Mailbag question: will the Mariners win the world series before climate change causes societal collapse and/or Trump outlaws baseball?

What a romantic Valentines surprise!

The good news is, he’s your ex.

It’s my primary language you insensitive skeeter.

How dare you make a sarcastic post about sarcasm fluency? I cannot wait for someone to get into the replies and leave an angry comment that completely MISSES THE POINT!

Hey I don’t have any tattoos!