aliens donβt abduct cows like they used to, now they just make AI startups
26.02.2026 22:09 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0if anything my credit score should be higher from all the extra interest money this bankβs getting from me
26.02.2026 00:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0also snake is there
24.02.2026 07:22 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I should diversify my savings and investments across a bunch of different funds and mediums and compile all the information on how to access it on a piece of microfilm called the philosophers legacy which will be inherited by a member of the Russian government sparking an international incident and
24.02.2026 07:21 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0watching old markiplier beamng videos
22.02.2026 03:50 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when u sealed them I actually dodged
22.02.2026 03:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nuh uh
22.02.2026 03:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0youβll never make me stop talking
22.02.2026 03:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ffxiv gardening is making me wanna get real potted plants for the apartment this game is brainrotting me
22.02.2026 00:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0exactlyyyyy get that mushy flavorless shit outta here, pink lady is my goat
19.02.2026 23:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0years of scientific innovation and still no potted plant that sits on your desk and produces fruits and berries to eat every day
19.02.2026 02:15 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0well well well if it isnβt the consequences of my own actions (credit card payment)
13.02.2026 00:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it happened
12.02.2026 23:14 β π 3754 π 1207 π¬ 25 π 39slimegirl be like im liquidating my assets
13.02.2026 00:03 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0coworker has a kid 2 years older than me
12.02.2026 20:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ur edits r great today
12.02.2026 20:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Karen holding up the line at jimmy Johnβs and im introspecting
12.02.2026 19:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0realizing all the anxiety I had about talking to girls was because I didnβt want them to see me as a man, waow
12.02.2026 19:26 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0apparently not eating for 24 hours makes ur head hurt a lil
12.02.2026 18:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yeah Iβll need to look into it more, I should def get back on a stable e dose first tho
12.02.2026 18:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0still mad that prog uses peanut oil fuck my chud life
12.02.2026 17:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0buy my wares
12.02.2026 00:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0cropped jacket of dubious make
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