At least CM Punk gets to main event night four of a buy-one-get-one-free extravaganza. Danhausen gets what exactly?
09.03.2026 17:05 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0At least CM Punk gets to main event night four of a buy-one-get-one-free extravaganza. Danhausen gets what exactly?
09.03.2026 17:05 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I’m excited for the return of quaaludes.
09.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s called “Spartan Shield” because a whole lot of Americans are gonna be coming home on theirs.
09.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gas prices are up 20% since last week. This leaves eggs as literally the only thing that isn’t much more expensive under Trump than it was under Biden.
09.03.2026 03:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Smelliott w/ 0 hoes
09.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haha, get it? They’re a couple of homos! Gays are fuckin’ yucky!
09.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More Scottish excellence on display here.
09.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too many chuds in America are too insulated from the horrors of war.
08.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, fuck it, let’s do it.
08.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0lol. Lmao
08.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0These dorks act like Cheney had a principled opposition to Trump beyond “he was mean to me,” and for that we should be kissing his feet.
08.03.2026 05:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, it’s Macho Man
08.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So we already have the term Polymath for someone who excels in a lot of knowledge-based fields.
I propose the Polyrube for people who are believers in multiple conspiracy theories / never met a piece of propaganda they didn't get fooled by
Hell yeah, dude!
07.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They were right about everything, except apparently how to win an election
07.03.2026 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hegseth Loses His Footing as Gallows Trapdoor Opens
07.03.2026 17:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m never gonna call a chatbot “Claude,” and I think you should immediately be put into a conservatorship if you say one is conscious.
07.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You are profoundly stupid.
07.03.2026 16:08 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unless the intent is to look cool as hell
07.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Claude’s electrical and structural knowledge consists solely of the Groverhaus thread.
07.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I felt like I was having a stroke trying to read this. I guess “PR troops who can write in English” was woke DEI or something.
06.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look, Billy Corgan is a huge dumbass with some of the worst wrestling instincts I’ve ever seen, but those first few Smashing Pumpkins albums are unimpeachable.
06.03.2026 15:28 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0benjamin netanyahu: kamala i just bombed iran. youre now at war with iran
06.03.2026 15:03 — 👍 507 🔁 65 💬 4 📌 1
Rivers Cuomo voice:
🎵Ooo Weee Oooo, Secretary Markwayne Mullin
Oh-Oh, is replacing Kristi Noem🎵
Iran’s gonna paint a wall to look like the Strait of Hormuz.
06.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah
05.03.2026 11:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ryan Grim popping up every couple of months to remind everyone he’s a dumbass like a Bad Take Punxsutawney Phil.
05.03.2026 11:52 — 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Just noticed Gisele Fetterman nuked her Instagram. Girl just leave
05.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0“You know what the world needs right now? More Joss Whedon slop.”
05.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0