Kaitlyn

The best appetite suppressant is a steady diet of news and information.

if baked potato girl dinner is wrong, i don’t want to be right

the look of absolute mischief as you were typing that hahah

don’t lie, the disappointed tea kettle in lieu of actual words is doing it for you 😏

laryngitis day 3: i am now a mysterious figure of silence. people are intimidated. i am thriving.

laryngitis has given me “girl who haunts the lighthouse” vibes, and honestly? kind of a serve

“is it christmas now?” -my 4 y/o, the day after halloween

I worked hard for this peace, excuse me while I revel in it

there’s nothing like watching your kid’s face light up when he spots you in the crowd at the school halloween parade 🥹

if you’re reading this

don’t, mind ya business

“i’m going to marry you”

my butterflies have butterflies

one can die of happiness. if you want proof, you better catch me soon, because the process has already begun.

found out a friend at work died by suicide yesterday. you never truly know what someone might be going through.

so hug your people and tell them you love them. and if you’re struggling, please know you’re not alone and that you matter.

Today feels like a good day to not give a fuck.

Thou shalt not the miserable pricks get you down. It’s literally the only thing they want; for you to be as miserable as they are.

Don’t you just hate pants

emotional support boob hold

Telling your story and just talking shit are two COMPLETELY different things.

this sounds like you know from personal experience

full frontal nudity or bust

me: “wentz is showing his full ass right now”
@kiixlyn.bsky.social: “they allow that on tv?”

a little boy sits on a man’s shoulders at a sunny outdoor protest, holding a cardboard sign that reads “we don’t like BULLIES”

learning early that we don’t do kings or bullies

It’s not that hard, chat, just don’t be an asshat

Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.

devil’s lettuce

😂😂

puppets are couch adjacent, right?

okay hear me out… eat a pickle right before bed. different situation but it helped a lot when i had night sweats from an antidepressant.

i got my eyelashes tinted and they’re still pretty smudged if you’re up for some JD Vance role play