Emma Bolden

the accuracy is stunning

jesus christ

preparing for a video call by having a conversation with my cat about how no one on the call wants or needs to see his butt

one time i was crying in my car and the google earth truck drove by and i just turned around and went to taco bell bc that seemed like the only right thing to do

just me yelling “TALK TO THE PHARMACIST” at the automated agent with the power of every breath i have ever taken into my lungs

Opens Zoom: Hello, radiant child. Enjoy your Vaseline-inspired filters!

Opens Teams: GET BACK IN THE CRYPT, HELL HAG

omg please apologize to bentley, i was just talking about it with prince gristle while i gave him his little soup on his morning floor pillow

excellent point, probably 100 is closer

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

firmly believe every pet owner has at least one daily ritual with their pet that they can never talk about bc it is so crazy

MEMORIES & MILESTONES FROM BIRMINGHAM TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD: CELEBRATING FRANÇOIS CLEMMONS A special locally-produced Black History Month program celebrating the life and legacy of François Clemmons, Grammy-winning singer…

this program about François Clemmons, who played Officer Clemmons on Mr. Rogers, was outstandingly good. posting for people outside the wbhm listening area bc damn this was good

wbhm.org/memories-mil...

EXACTLY i am going to know exactly how and why it pisses me off. i am going to be able to give exact citations

i really admire people who stop reading things that are bad because i absolutely cannot. i need to know just how bad it is. i need to be able to complain in detail

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

hate it when the olympics is over and i have to wait a few years to have a personality again

maybe i can just print these out super large and wallpaper them to the walls

so true and it is a step he takes very very quickly

it’s kind of amazing how he has no eyebrows and yet intensely has eyebrows at the same time

the lines to see it would stretch outside the museum and around the block

i will never be even one second late for playtime again

A small brown and white cat is sitting in a small light blue tub filled with cat toys. He’s looking at the camera like “any time you want to start the playtime that should’ve started like twenty minutes ago would be great.”

i was late for our regularly scheduled playtime so my cat sat in his toy box and gave me a pointed look

this is so true, also illustrations of dares from the biggest stoner in high school

if only

we need more olympic bong rips, especially from canadians

here to offer all the bong rip winter sports jokes

THAT WAS BANANAS and they had to rip the panty hose off their skis?!?

STONER RUN

i need to know the entire history of curling in extreme detail

debuting in 2030