Michael Alan Fox

Is this an official address? If so, why isn't he wearing one of his caps?

WHy does the cringeworthy slimeball get air time?

So he's picked up "like never before" from his henchman.

Could be the material for the impeachment (or cage match) of Linda McMahon.

Cotton is my favored candidate for neck-shortening by guillotine.

Putting on his Man of Principle hat (which doesn't fit the swollen head very well)...

Couldn't she try out at the Board of Peace before hitting the big time? Sort of like opening in New Haven?

He didn't get pantsed nearly enough when he was in junior high.

Kash Patel = street hustler + major fanboy.

This schlub is a successor to Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson. His brother-in-law is even worse.

Small-time street hustler makes it to the big time.

I am so fucking sick of Trump appointing clueless cronies for tasks that require experts. Actually, the sentence reads as well without the last eight words.

I didn't watch the clip, but did he wear his usual shit-eating grin for the occasion?

I look forward to the day -- tomorrow would be good -- when I no longer have to see interviews in an airplane doorway with an inarticulate liar.

If this travesty goes through, I expect enforcement to be highly -- um -- discretionary.

Why does the press crops -- exception made for the shills -- even bother showing up for these farces?

Josh Hawley is a pencil-neck dickhead.

The National Emergency he keeps invoking is his demented presidency. There's a cure for that...

"Senior management at the Post" seems like a very odd phrase -- transcending mere oxymoron.

Trump has managed to wring out every trace of self-respect in the entire Republican Congressional caucus.

I'd prefer he die in the gutter where he belongs, but whatever.

Evidence that a National Prayer Breakfast is utterly at odds with our core values. And that Trump is unfit for anything except a prison cell.

When is the press corps going to unleash a chorus of boos when this fucker insults one of their peers?

Move over, Saint Teresa: here's the real Little Flower of Jesus.

The Epstein Files retain an ever-larger place in my consciousness.

Wasn't he better known for promoting custom toilets for giant pricks or sagging balls?

i would really enjoy telling Pam Bondi to her face to go fuck herself after releasing every one of the Epstein files.

His deliberate denial of physical evidence perhaps led to his unmoored philosophical flights.

Wasn't Renee Good also 37? Do those fascist fucks have something against prime numbers?

Such an urgent occasion she didn't have time to put on a little cap or vest or give the lips a little extra shot? Must be serious biz if she failed to accessorize.