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A masked OG dev with the drand logo and brand on his mask, doing a Sssh sign with his finger in front of his mouth.

BRB, putting the G into OG devs by sneaking commits into our feature complete legacy project...

Not me doing almost the same joke every time I am in Bern train station, no, no...

A picture of a train with a BLS brand on it.

Who's complaining about the speed of BLS again?

A speaker showing weird functional code in Go and pointing at a screen titled "The untyped Y Conbinator", with a Gopher in the background.

@gopherconeu.bsky.social teaching us what not to do in Go 😂

I'm sorry I didn't shout during the panel to tell everyone about FIPS in Go crypto when it really would have been needed! There was a question that would have been the perfect opening for it.

In case the "plaintext as a default and e2ee only for private chats nobody actually uses" wasn't enough of a red flag to you... I still cannot fathom how UX could actually justify Telegram adoption by the entire web3 communities, who are supposedly more likely to be concerned about privacy 😵‍💫

The door of an elevator with a projection of a password prompt pop-up with some German text.

That feel when your elevator has a password prompt on its door...

You mean the Quelloffenegemeinnützlichkeitsspätvergütungszuschussinitiativkonzept?

The German government is better at funding open source than the entirety of the web3 industry put together. Change my mind.

No lies told.

Here's a statement once said about gold that will never be said about Bitcoin—even by maxis:

> "Sometimes that yellow color just doesn't match the richness of celluloid or pearlized resin."

You know why? Because you can’t make fountain-pen nibs out of Bitcoin, duh!

TFW you've just resized your fully-encrypted root partition thanks to LVM and cryptsetup without even rebooting, while also increasing the Argon2id parameters. 🤩 Well, if I'm offline tomorrow, you'll know why I guess.

Are you a small, independent game studio with big dreams?
Fair loot drops, balanced PvP, and unpredictable worlds shouldn’t be hard.

Randamu gives you plug-and-play, verifiable randomness - no complex infra, no crypto team required.
Just fair, secure gameplay 🎮

After the bus factor, the boat favor 🙈 Ship it, quick!

PSA: I'm not a CryptoGopher anymore, I'm a Web3 Weaver.

I don't know how I did to live so long and deploy so many docker-based setup with @cloudflare.social in front without knowing about cloudflared tunnels. These are amazing, no more exposed port or firewalling issues, just straight from dev to production.

NFT Rarity Isn’t Magic, it’s Math and signature. If your NFT's rarity traits aren’t backed by verifiable randomness, then your rarity isn’t real.

Randamu brings verifiable randomness on-chain, making rarity truly trustworthy.

From fair games to NFT drops, randomness shapes outcomes.
The problem? It can be gamed.

Randamu fixes that 🎲
Using threshold cryptography, we generate randomness that can’t be predicted or manipulated and can be publicly verified on-chain.

Couldn't agree more. I have also met many other people at RWC that were similarly disappointed to learn that on the last day.

A slide about the Flush+Reload attack on Square and Multiply algorithm used in some cryptographic scheme, with an overlay blue box containing the resolution allowed for timer in different browsers or ecosystems. The Apple M1 has a resolution of 42ns, a surprisingly specific number...

Some Apple engineers must be having a laugh seeing their joke exposed 😂
#realworldcrypto

Super interesting number from the Let's Encrypt talk at #realworldcrypto : they need HSMs doing PQ sigs at a rate of at least 10,000 signatures per second to consider doing PQ at their scale.

Otherwise, it's confusing for the audience and gives them the impression they're missing out on the entire thing and that you're unsure or unprepared, probably not what you want as a speaker. 2/2

As both a speaker in large venues and an attendee, here's my 2c of advice for speakers: if you're presenting at something larger than a little meet-up, please try to remove the slides you won't be using from your presentation rather than jumping around 😅 1/2

Just gonna say, but I hope Signal won't throw away deniable authenticity of insiders, it's a neat property for messaging apps.
#realworldcrypto

😂

#realworldcrypto

Session, no?

OH at the Open-source Cryptography Workshop "Google C++ doesn't have exception" 🤯

A screenshot of the drand.love website on Android, showcasing the URL bar at the bottom of the screen rather than at the top.

Can't believe Chrome on Android is bringing back the URL bar at the bottom... I was there in 2018 when you deprecated that option, stop claiming it's a new feature 😂 prolly someone who wasn't happy with the change back then finally joined the Android Chrome team 🤣

A nice espresso setup, with a Gaggiuino (modded Gaggia classic) on left, followed by a bunch of espresso tools and a bunch of bags of coffee beans, with a white Niche Zero grinder in the back and a naked portafilter on the front.

Always think twice before asking me to handle the coffee setup 😋 unless you want to undergo an espresso crash course. Our @randamu-labs.bsky.social team mountain retreat is featuring a modded Gaggia, with full flow profiling and temp control caps. Mandatory training for all employees has been given.

zuck wearing a shirt that says "aut zuck aut nihil"

jay graber, bluesky ceo, wearing a shirt that says "mundus sine caesaribus"

No Peeking! How to Build a Sealed-Bid Auction with On-Chain Timelock Encryption

New blog post just dropped!
"No Peeking! How to Build a Sealed-Bid Auction with On-Chain Timelock Encryption", powered by threshold-cryptography like everything we do.
drand.love/blog/2025/0...