— crash. ⚠️

* I BET THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME ･:*:･ﾟ☆

》》 ON THE PLAYER SELECT SCREEN ! 🎮

・゜゜・．LISTENING TO STRANGELY ♬ GROOVY ♬ MUSIC!!! ☆

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INDIE BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌐

⟬ #DELTARUNERP ÷ #MVRP ÷ #RPSKY ⟭

An illustration of the Green Pippins in a dimly lit room, arranging a corkboard.

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╰┈ ➤ WE ARE ✮ L I V E ✮ ♪

  WE ARE ⋆.˚✮ O N A I R 🎧✮˚.⋆

ılıılıılıılı WE ARE ıllı R E C O R D I N G ıllı

  🎤 YOU ARE BACKGROUND NOISE .ᐟ

 ˗ˏˋ NOW GET OUT ᝰ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗

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BATTAT / GREEN PIPPINS — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲

⟬ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ⟭

@click4nothing.bsky.social

clicks for nothing ... yeah that just about sums it up i think.

i dunno. lightners must have pretty low standards for ads if they like my stuff.

#mynothing

i'm programmed to nothing and nothing

mannn, preach --

i kinda don't really work, though. i never really try with my ads.

i don't even understand how i get so many clicks when i put in like, zero effort ...

yeahhh, i get that. more of an excuse to just sit on my ass and do nothing if nothing's trending. or whatever.

... i like it when i don't have to do anything.

[ Pulling a silly straw out of her pocket and sticking it in the can ... sluuurp. ]

... how've things been for you lately

[ Tossing Lace a can and then cracking one open for themself ]

cheers brah. ✨

you want some battery acid. i bought a pack

nothing exciting

OOC : // A lot of my main muses/most used characters (ex: Battat, Berdly, Tenna) are all characters that are really passionate and enthusiastic about their work and interests. Crash is Not that she literally dgaf

OOC : // I love Crash of course because they literally Came from my Brain but sometimes writing them is difficult. I struggle with writing from the perspective of a character that is Not passionate about what they do in the slightest

this is the only time i've ever actually been interested in making an ad

it's kind of fun to watch. do you think pippinsfighting ads would get any clicks

brat green pippins infighting?

well ... what did you have in mind

bored as hell.

happy 2004

hope i'm not late

Happy 2004 !!

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buy my nothing

super blue

moonmelon

bitter , and it gives water a strong orange-like taste this fruit is Very expensive , and it coasts about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars) ]]

[[ This a Moonmelon , scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan , and it’s known for it’s weird blue color what you probably don’t know about this fruit , is that it can switch flavors after you eat it , everything sour will taste sweet , and everything salty will taste

try a moon melon

[ Sniffling. Rubbing her nose a little. ]

eh.