Cumulo

I get no complaints about my grip

Me up until 5 years ago

If you need a durability test before you buy, ride me in it.

Wait...

There's protein powder in my lead supplements?

Come over

Excuse me while I also buy 5 dozen eggs from Costco

When people ask me if I'm affected by the government shutdown

Choose your Pokemon

To be blunt...

It was wonderful seeing you last night

Your ramblings are the only thing I’d never try to find a cheaper imitation of.

No 'Great Value' ramblings.

Choccy brings up a good point here

I don't like you.

A Bark Box toy spider.

A close-up of a Bark Box toy spider

Please help settle an argument between my spouse and I...

My dog got this new toy named "Maddy Long Legs"

What do you think this spider does for a living?

So the big bed is for your dog and you sleep on the dog bed on the floor?

Pubic alopecia is crippling our great nation and it's high time you treat this condition with the sensitivity it deserves

A porcelain statue of the Big Bad Wolf dressed in Grandma's clothes sitting on a toilet

The Big Bad Wolf sitting on a toilet was not on my bingo card for Halloween decorations to see at the store

But how does it handle King Ass Ripper?

Yeah! We can totally throw together something if you'd like!

Final Update: I'm home! Cardiac stress test and echocardiogram are clear.

No blockages or funky valves so no surgery needed. They ultimately don't know why this event occurred & told me to monitor it.

Regardless, I believe the best course of treatment going forward is for furries to flop on me. 👉👈

Waiting for more normies to approach me when I'm in fursuit and be like "you're fuzzy, do you know this dude?"

Hospital: We're going to do a cardiac test to see how your heart responds to extreme physical exertion

The Test:

A Bernese mountain dog, lynx, and green lizard bully a poor helpless wolf in his hospital bed.

There was a shift change at the hospital and these three knuckleheads are my new attending physicians.

I hope I'm in good paws!

🐕‍🦺 @rrruff.cofurries.social
🐱 @blunarlynx.bsky.social
🦎 @tornadolizard.bsky.social

Update: Moved out of the ER to the main hospital, still no Medbed, blood tests show my heart is damaged and we don't know why/how bad, more tests in the morning.

I should've brought my fursuit and taken some good #FursuitFriday hospital pics.

Would you still hang out with me if they amputated my paws?

A sad Cumulo sits in his emergency room bed

Still waiting on my Medbed card and access to alien Medbed technology.

With your tail raised...got it.

I do

Focaccia Bread

Government Shutdown Day 1: A furloughed Cumulo has time to make bread!

Focaccia covered in Rosemary, Oregano, Pretzel Salt, and Garlic Cloves