Praedius the Gelert

photo of a grumpy grey gelert neopet plushie sitting on a white counter between two neopets themed boba tea cups

two neopets themed boba tea cups and stickers from the gong cha neopets collab. the stickers are of a blumaroo and an usul

I anticipated the plushies would be sold out and I was correct
(the tea was good tho)

pixel drawing of an anthropomorphic grey neopets gelert wearing a red long sleeved shirt and black tripp pants with red accents, screaming into a microphone. large, scratchy text in the background reads "RRRAAAAAAAAHH"

feeling some sort of way

a partial fursuiter wearing a red sweatshirt and black Tripp pants, crouched in a hallway. he has a grey, scowling face.

went to the furry con

Neopets screenshot that shows Praedius the gelert choosing Strawberries and Cream Baby Food as his monthly freebie for January

i'm baby

neopets screenshot with text that reads "Something has happened! Vira suddenly appears before you. 'There is no way you could best me in the Battledome,' she sneers."

neopets screenshot of Vira getting annihilated in the Battledome

don't

catch me on hyrule field
(running from peahats)

Short comic showing the neopets item "Neowaiian Bread" with the description "Neowaiian Bread is a real favourite of Neopian youngsters." The word "youngsters" appears several times in faded text above an image of an Old Pet trophy on a shelf, below which an anthropomorphic grey gelert wearing red and black sits with his knees pulled up to his chest, brow furrowed, tears streaming down from empty eyes, eating a Neowaiian Bread with both hands.

it's fine I'm fine

Neopets screenshot from the wheel of knowledge showing an image of a small grayscale drawing of a sad, flat brain on a plate with text that reads "Congratulations! not everyone is as lucky as you. Grey Brain"

thanks, but I already got one

Neopets screenshot with text that reads "Praedius says 'this is great... buy me more books!!!' A Chia Story vanishes in a puff of purple smoke!"

huffin that 20mil book smoke

vrchat photo from the neopets VRChat world showing an anthropomorphised grey gelert wearing a red shirt and holding a void blade, taking an edgy selfie with the snowager in the background

sick of this guy

neopets screenshot with an image of disappearance smoke in place of the petpet image, with text that reads "Praedius has a petpet! Vash the Spyder and its Glack (8101 days and 18 hours old) Vash is in Grave Danger!"

one day my smol son will return from the tombs (with more cinnamon rolls)

neopets screenshot showing an unsettling poogle neopet named lLabubu, customized to look like the popular toy of the same name.

may the fountain faerie bless me with a quest, so lLabubu can be the MSP it was born to be (also it can't have a nose as the same time as scary teeth, otherwise)

this is lLabubu's final form

neopets screenshot showing an unsettling poogle neopet named lLabubu, customized to look like the popular toy of the same name. it has a candy vampire petpet named Big Into Energy.

I'm not immune to propaganda

neopets screenshot of the homepage, which usually shows a row of neopets in a line. today the pets are all uneven, with some higher and some lower, breaking up the line.

what is going onnnn neopets you can't just fuck up the line like that??

this is chaos

ok

suck it magma guard

never in a million years

haha there is no way I would have ever found my time manually, it's right at the beginning of my work shift!
gonna have to sneak a dip in the walk-in tomorrow morning, rip

your assistance is very much appreciated!! I would have been missing it by minutes for the rest of eternity.

actually I think I can figure it out, it doesn't look difficult, thanks for letting me know about it!

the only times left are when I'm literally sleeping, so this method has quickly become no longer fun lol

I don't really use discord, though I have it and I think I might be in the neopets one? but I do not know what bots do or how to interact with them.
how can I get my time from the bot?

jellyneo screenshot of the magma pool time chart with everything checked off except the time between 12:47am and 9:36am.

looks my magma time is somewhere around ass o'clock

Neopets screenshot of the magma pool guard with text that reads "I'm sorry, but only those well-versed in the ways of Moltara are permitted to enter the Pool. Learn more and try again later."

jellyneo screenshot of the magma pool time chart with almost half of the entire day checked off.

finding my magma pool time.
does this man never sleep??
(put him in the battledome, cowards)

shoutout to @macosten.bsky.social and the JN team for the magma time chart. y'all make neopets playable lol

neopets screenshot of the pet lookup of praedius the gelert, showing that it is his birthday. there are a lot of balloons.

(it's 22 years, to save you the neomath)

neopets screenshot that reads "ye olde fishing vortex: you reel in your line and get... stagnant puddle of water! your pet's fishing skill increases for 420! (cast your line again)"

fishing milestone

neopets stats for praedius the gelert, who has 647/647 health, a delighted! mood, bloated hunger, 8000 days age, and 487 level.

a little late, but I turned 8000 days last week
(that's dead in dog years)

grumpy plush in a hotel bed

went to sakuracon but this is the only picture I got

neopets background wearable featuring a giant leaf in a forest. sunlight is streaming down from above and there is a yellow cassette walkman on the ground.

poster for the movie FernGully

a pair of cartoon legs standing on a giant cassette walkman

the new neopets premium wearable is definitely a ferngully reference. whoever is responsible for this, thank you it's wonderful and I love it

10/10

if you want to, you can use this:

.contentmodule span {
display:none !important;
}

on their lookup to get rid of the gender marker!

thank!

and congrats to everyone who got a varwolf too!

neopets screenshot of an ice bori with text that reads "Congratulations! You are the proud owner of Piruex, the Bori! Dress `em up, show `em off and enjoy!"

varwolf this, varwolf that, I got an ice bori heck yeah