Praedius the Gelert

vrchat photo from the neopets VRChat world showing an anthropomorphised grey gelert wearing a red shirt and holding a void blade, taking an edgy selfie with the snowager in the background

sick of this guy

neopets screenshot with an image of disappearance smoke in place of the petpet image, with text that reads "Praedius has a petpet! Vash the Spyder and its Glack (8101 days and 18 hours old) Vash is in Grave Danger!"

one day my smol son will return from the tombs (with more cinnamon rolls)

neopets screenshot showing an unsettling poogle neopet named lLabubu, customized to look like the popular toy of the same name.

may the fountain faerie bless me with a quest, so lLabubu can be the MSP it was born to be (also it can't have a nose as the same time as scary teeth, otherwise)

this is lLabubu's final form

neopets screenshot showing an unsettling poogle neopet named lLabubu, customized to look like the popular toy of the same name. it has a candy vampire petpet named Big Into Energy.

I'm not immune to propaganda

neopets screenshot of the homepage, which usually shows a row of neopets in a line. today the pets are all uneven, with some higher and some lower, breaking up the line.

what is going onnnn neopets you can't just fuck up the line like that??

this is chaos

ok

suck it magma guard

never in a million years

haha there is no way I would have ever found my time manually, it's right at the beginning of my work shift!
gonna have to sneak a dip in the walk-in tomorrow morning, rip

your assistance is very much appreciated!! I would have been missing it by minutes for the rest of eternity.

actually I think I can figure it out, it doesn't look difficult, thanks for letting me know about it!

the only times left are when I'm literally sleeping, so this method has quickly become no longer fun lol

I don't really use discord, though I have it and I think I might be in the neopets one? but I do not know what bots do or how to interact with them.
how can I get my time from the bot?

jellyneo screenshot of the magma pool time chart with everything checked off except the time between 12:47am and 9:36am.

looks my magma time is somewhere around ass o'clock

Neopets screenshot of the magma pool guard with text that reads "I'm sorry, but only those well-versed in the ways of Moltara are permitted to enter the Pool. Learn more and try again later."

jellyneo screenshot of the magma pool time chart with almost half of the entire day checked off.

finding my magma pool time.
does this man never sleep??
(put him in the battledome, cowards)

shoutout to @macosten.bsky.social and the JN team for the magma time chart. y'all make neopets playable lol

neopets screenshot of the pet lookup of praedius the gelert, showing that it is his birthday. there are a lot of balloons.

(it's 22 years, to save you the neomath)

neopets screenshot that reads "ye olde fishing vortex: you reel in your line and get... stagnant puddle of water! your pet's fishing skill increases for 420! (cast your line again)"

fishing milestone

neopets stats for praedius the gelert, who has 647/647 health, a delighted! mood, bloated hunger, 8000 days age, and 487 level.

a little late, but I turned 8000 days last week
(that's dead in dog years)

grumpy plush in a hotel bed

went to sakuracon but this is the only picture I got

neopets background wearable featuring a giant leaf in a forest. sunlight is streaming down from above and there is a yellow cassette walkman on the ground.

poster for the movie FernGully

a pair of cartoon legs standing on a giant cassette walkman

the new neopets premium wearable is definitely a ferngully reference. whoever is responsible for this, thank you it's wonderful and I love it

10/10

if you want to, you can use this:

.contentmodule span {
display:none !important;
}

on their lookup to get rid of the gender marker!

thank!

and congrats to everyone who got a varwolf too!

neopets screenshot of an ice bori with text that reads "Congratulations! You are the proud owner of Piruex, the Bori! Dress `em up, show `em off and enjoy!"

varwolf this, varwolf that, I got an ice bori heck yeah

neopets screenshot featuring marina the faerie at the healing springs with text that reads "the water faerie says a few magical words and... all of your neopets gain ten hit points. wow! that was a good spell! :)"

neopets screenshot of a grey gelert with text that reads Notices: Praedius is suffering from Neoblues! Find the cure at the NeoHospital!"

hit points aren't gonna cure my depression, marina

aaa thank you!
Praedius is the inner (emo) child I just could never leave behind.

I got 80 neopets where the heck am I gonna put a varwolf

acab

I made him a few years ago, but a friend embroidered the eyes for me

pals

it’s great, a perfect accident

photo of a grumpy looking fursuit in a bowling alley holding a bowling ball

went bowlin today
#fursuit #neopets

may I have a crumb of certain times pls, I’m just so tired of this uncertain stuff