Digital Poppy Poppy Zone

Oida

Not going to gdc because I can make enemies for free online already

Told the pilot "none of this silence shit! Play leaving the party pod over the planes speakers!" And when he paused it to announce we'd hit a flock of birds and we were going down I said "buddy never interrupt kerry mid fact spit!"

Amount of people I see claim you can't make a game using blueprints is crazy like yes you can you can just do that it's actually easy if you're not weak of spirit and high of pride

Going to bed in a few mins then waking up in like 4 hours because I hate life and myself

Far too much work for me to explain but possibly @spdrcstl.bsky.social can do it for me

Wrote the single funniest joke ever when I was like 11 and its all been down hill since then

My app is powered by sacrificing the souls of a million women a day

Did a guest lecture at a university today where I said that fallout 3 and skyrim were the #1 and #2 worst games of all time. I don't even actually think that but if you put me in front of people as an authority figure I'm not going to waste my chance to make sweeping and inflammatory statements.

Dana

oh... that's guro... that's guro of my comfort sister...

dont call me bone baby i did my best to learn

spartens never die they're just my friend mia

she's MIA

Why would i do that. You are my prized possession katey

Not going to gdc because I'm too busy capturing new and frightening creatures in my cavern

Is this that cracked one where everything is constantly exploding and where if you play long enough you get to move back to the usa and be a regular civilian again

watching a stock market crash is very disappointing bc commentators are like "it's the worst bloodbath since 1987 and this means yr groceries will cost twice as much and you'll need a mortgage for yr car" but u look at the graph and it's 3% down on last month and 470% higher than this time last year

if im lucky i'll get patted down by a stern scottish woman again but we can't all get what we want

have to go to airport tomorrow and im excited for my favourite part of the heathrow experience: 100 border control people yelling conflicting instructions at you and giving you dirty looks if you take more than 0.1 seconds to follow them

The writing here strongly implies both orcs and humans eat elves which fair enough really

Turkish guy in 1916: thinking of transporting some goods through the desert via train. Hopefully there won't be any gay English men around.

Concept of just so happening to hold a sword compells me

You can't be asking questions like that when the last page of your book is like that

Enjoying the show? Grab some popcorn. You're going to love this next half.

Have to wake up at about 3:30am on Tuesday so thats cool

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Doing something tomorrow that involves talking in front of people. Bad news for poppy's anxiety but it happens

Maybe if the Lord of wheat spent less time snowballing divinity between different bodies and more time shooting the shit and cracking open some beers she'd have made even a single friend