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@delaneyw.bsky.social

renowned, beloved, celebrated by many. also humble account managed by an entity not associated with any real person

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Grimes turning her back on the proletariat is top 10 anime betrayals of all time

16.10.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The new taylor swift album is giving people lie for this people die for this people suck and fuck some guy for this

13.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If trisha paytas historian was a job I would be so paid. my problematic diva since 2009

10.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This interaction changed lives

10.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they do colonics

10.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

POV u hear a faint β€œella-ella-ella” coming from my ass

10.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I was an adult in 2007 likeee I would’ve been shoving an ipod shuffle up my ass and voting for obama

10.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could’ve been mad but I went on to do this to several future boyfriends and thanked him for the free game after we broke up

10.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 2019 ex made me a playlist when we first got together and titled it β€œ4 DW” (my initials) then one day I used his laptop for homework and when I opened spotify to play lofi study music, I saw my playlist among 5 others titled with different girls’ initials. They all had the same songs

10.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The way my parents took me there after Michael Jackson died to see his childhood home… the Hajj of midwesterners in the obama era

10.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg u live in columbus ohio too 😍😍😍😍😍😍hey neighbor

09.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone here collect rare sonny angels if so drop your address down below ❀️

09.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NO ACTUALLY 😭 Inshallah we get another no skip album next year

09.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What if my soulmate is 5’9 and I die alone because I refused to give him a chance

09.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me with addison rae

09.10.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The concept of addison rae releasing a better album than taylor swift (and it’s not even close)…

09.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Choose ur fighter: Liberal men who expect u to split the bill OR conservative men who expect u to split the bill

04.10.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then stop ❀️

04.10.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to work after getting waxed feels so weird why do I feel like everyone can tell I have no bush

04.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Speak on it πŸ—£οΈ

04.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

White men named alex are domestic terrorists

04.10.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

can someone please do a deep dive on mass delusions and psychosis in politics because truly i think that is what led to trump 2.0

02.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It just dondon me that it’s almost october

29.09.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My whole world is crashing down kinda bc I’m realizing I might be comphet

27.09.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sayingggg. Everyone is just mad bc πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ is so much cuter than πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🀒

27.09.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The trans flag is soooo cute like these r my fav colors πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ now how could anyone hate that

27.09.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When he gets up to wash his hands before fingering me

27.09.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

esp new yorkers or CA people who move to my midwest city and make no effort to find community here… i’m like uhh what did u expect 😭

27.09.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m not your little friend” goes so hard when a straight man isn’t meeting the already low bar

27.09.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate a bitch who moves to my city and complains about it. like ok girl we didn’t send for you

27.09.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0