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34. CEO of CHEST AHEAD INC Tiddy and ass is our job.

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yeah i fully agree about Fernando, and i am also tired of the Mattingly and Dale Murphy runs. They both have been rejected so many times now and mostly because they are loved the the old heads. I mean i love Dale but god damn its time to give it up

08.12.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i'll give ya some balls to tee up.

08.12.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah its silly lol It makes that whole them refusing to vote for Bonds look even more dumb

08.12.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell i've seen this already being said but Chase Utley is not seen as a HOF player, but Chase Utley is a far better player then Jeff Kent. He had a 5 year span in which you could call him top 5 or 10 in baseball. I dunno Fuck the HOF lol

08.12.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also If Jeff Kent is a HOF player then i have to ask what standards are we using here. If David Wright can't be in the HOF because of his lack of time and stats then Why Kent? He barely has more with more years in the game. I dunno the whole fart sniffing HOF stuff is so goofy

08.12.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

beyond him being an unlikable asshole, which is fine. lots assholes and scum are in the HOF i just don't think he's a hall of fame player. He was good but at no point in his playing days would anyone call Kent a top 5 or 10 player. He's a lifetime pretty good player.

08.12.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh ummm Jeff Kent HOF? uhhh i don't think so but ok

08.12.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Mom Milph cosplaying Kasane Teto

Mom Milph cosplaying Kasane Teto

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SFW Kasane Teto drop!

08.12.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
woah ez in a white lingeries body suit

woah ez in a white lingeries body suit

ice queen ez

08.12.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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rock fan gyaru oc๐Ÿ˜š

08.12.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 373    ๐Ÿ” 112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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mas รฉ รณbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar

05.12.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Shadow of the Colossus (2005)

08.12.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The image shows Derek lying on his back across a surface, upside-down from the viewerโ€™s perspective. His head is tilted back, mouth open in a wide, startled yell. His eyes are wide with a small highlight indicating shock. His turquoise hair falls downward toward the bottom of the panel. The sound effect โ€œTwitchโ€ appears beside his head. Heโ€™s wearing a beaded necklace with a lock pendant. On the right side of the image, a pair of bare feetโ€”also Derekโ€™sโ€”are visible as his legs extend out of frame. A speech bubble above him reads: โ€œHUH?! Whatโ€™s that supposed to mean?!โ€

The image shows Derek lying on his back across a surface, upside-down from the viewerโ€™s perspective. His head is tilted back, mouth open in a wide, startled yell. His eyes are wide with a small highlight indicating shock. His turquoise hair falls downward toward the bottom of the panel. The sound effect โ€œTwitchโ€ appears beside his head. Heโ€™s wearing a beaded necklace with a lock pendant. On the right side of the image, a pair of bare feetโ€”also Derekโ€™sโ€”are visible as his legs extend out of frame. A speech bubble above him reads: โ€œHUH?! Whatโ€™s that supposed to mean?!โ€

I'm officially BACK! ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’™
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07.12.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NI HOWDY

07.12.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

07.12.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12086    ๐Ÿ” 4556    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 228

What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that thereโ€™s a million actual videos, thereโ€™s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, itโ€™s just that the real priest didnโ€™t say โ€œwe worship the real God not your ORANGE oneโ€ so he wasnโ€™t quippy enough

07.12.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1466    ๐Ÿ” 269    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
fem shinji e asuka

fem shinji e asuka

the good ending

07.12.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1672    ๐Ÿ” 561    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

1825: the sun never sets on the British Empire

2025: without these tiny plastic soldiers our economy collapses

07.12.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1056    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

it's so funny that Games Workshop went in twenty years from a company that made games you got beaten up in middle school for enjoying to now being the 67th most valuable company in the United Kingdom

incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips

07.12.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1709    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

call it an armpit study the way i be studying the armpit.

07.12.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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armpit study

07.12.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Title: The street tom waits grew up on. 
Image: a shabby, broken down old timey American street. 
Caption:
Buildings (left to right): vern's all-nite pizza 'n' tattoo, accordion players' graveyard, abandoned clown-shoe factory, divorced salesmen's polka club, tomb of the unknown cabbie, bootleg ice-cream warehouse, saint frank's hobo orphanage, illegal umbrella incinerator.

Title: The street tom waits grew up on. Image: a shabby, broken down old timey American street. Caption: Buildings (left to right): vern's all-nite pizza 'n' tattoo, accordion players' graveyard, abandoned clown-shoe factory, divorced salesmen's polka club, tomb of the unknown cabbie, bootleg ice-cream warehouse, saint frank's hobo orphanage, illegal umbrella incinerator.

Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

07.12.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1568    ๐Ÿ” 544    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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slop midna postโ€ฆ i wish it caught onโ€ฆ

05.12.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 155    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two characters hanging out on their porch surrounded by snow. Between them there are three ghost cats.

Two characters hanging out on their porch surrounded by snow. Between them there are three ghost cats.

Warm Hearts. ๐Ÿ’—

07.12.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4362    ๐Ÿ” 1027    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Rice Shower looking at a pregnancy test: "This is Rice's fault"

07.12.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Rice Shower and Gold Ship had a kid it would be named Golden Shower

07.12.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dragon girl progress (WIP sneak peek)

07.12.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 323    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MJ

06.12.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 195    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Party-time MJ ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

04.12.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 286    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Getting to be hot cocoa weather

cozy cozy~

06.11.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 137    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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