Daniel Carroll

Wind has helped two, maybe three balls drop in the OF in the inning.

So this spring training defense is being comically bad due to wind

Josh! Omg, well done

Judging by the replies I’m making, I might be on one right now. I need an anthropologist to study this behavior.

Feels like a big “mods are asleep, post mpreg Sonic” opportunity, or something

I had to look that up, lol

No! Microwaves wiggle stuff!

Really testing the theory that you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t…

You get it.

Get wiggled

Attn @celticwnb.bsky.social

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i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

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It had a kind of TikTok smash cut energy that I think works!

I’m not quite sure how to put it, but those last couple seconds really got a “oh, that’s what ‘jumping the shark’ means” out of me, though.

If he stopped short of that, I feel like it would’ve done its job.

Why is it that I read “Song 2” instead of “Woke 2”?

I guess either way, my response to this post is an unabashed, “Woohoo!”

(Paging @section331.bsky.social)

Why the hell not?

Is there a single good icebreaker?

What soda tho

I hope it’s Mexi Coke because I’m so sweet

I can tell from her racing bib, she only ran 10km, lol

I went to a job interview once and someone in that office had a “Saturdays are for the Boys” flag hung up.

I asked the interviewers if they knew anything about it. They didn’t. I gave a not very eloquent comment about the flag.

I did not get offered the job, but I did feel like I dodged a bullet.

Why does this feel like the same way we do taxes.

Why not just stop after the fourth word, tho

15km is *so far*

A picture taken after the finish line of the 15km run this morning. My hair is flopping around and my mouth is agape as I appear to look into the middle distance.

If you want to save one to embarrassment later, here’s the one where I’m looking at ghosts:

Just tryna show up to camp in the best shape of my life at 39.

I’m pretty psyched about my 1:23:32 official time; Strava also had me beating my fastest recorded 10km by almost two minutes.

I am also ready to pass out. Not sure I need to do that again, training kind of sucked. But hey, good payoff!

Photo from the end of the Hot Chocolate Run 15k in Seattle on 3/1/26. I’m wearing a red t-shirt and shorts with dark gray sleeves and leggings, even though I have no affiliation to WSU. As I’m sprinting to the finish, I’m kind of sucking wind and my hair is flopping around. Finish time of 1:23:32

I did the gd thing!

holding the shift key down while typing the message is Playing The Game The Right Way. It’s about fundamentals in posting, and I’m glad you can see that.

I sent a ping to my friend for the fun of it, she suggested maybe “coaches” might be more carriage-driving than athletic, which I hadn’t considered.

I was hoping it was going to have something to do with horses, dressage, and stuff like that, because believe it or not, I have a contact.

And this is far more fun and interesting to me than the argument my brother in law wants to have with me on FB.

Oh, I thought you were gonna say more.

So I googled “Colorado Show Coaches Association,” and came up with nothing?

if you think polymarket bets on war are bad, wait til you find out how many in Congress are invested in defense contractors