Hank

Might be edifying to poke your head out of that Marian echo chamber one day.

Some of them may not know a foretop staysail from a fore topgallant sail but after an outbreak of gaol fever he’d probably even press them

Crypto-catholic cousin walk

That would’ve violated journalist omertà. That code can only be broken to “win” a breakup

This one is based because Duffy is doing it to recreate an old ad he saw of a stewardess carving jamon iberico

YouTube video by John Adams - Topic The Dharma at Big Sur, Pt. I: A New Day

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Rebranding is part of your brand it’s fine

My President sucked off Bill Clinton while I clapped for carers

He just needs to push harder. Gen Z women all across America are carrying divine mercy cards they will only pray once Bp. Baron whines at just the right pitch and bench presses just the right amount of weight

Pupils like dinner plates riding on top of a black Escalade doing 95mph

Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. FDR loved the tides

“Team, the book Ulysses teaches us that our customers can find deep meaning in even the most dull moments of their lives if they’re able to imagine themselves as one of their favorite characters from our various IP streams. That’s why I’ve been working with our engineers to…”

It’s the big shirts

I think they’re doing the moral-allocation-heatmap thing and thinking it makes Zohran look like the weird one

#avast #ye

If you work for CBS News it is your duty to state that you’ve “never heard” of her in your memo

I’m undecided if she knows up front she isn’t reading that shit or if she’ll just break down after like 3 of them and then feed them into chat gpt

Rise of Skywalker: Woke Battle of Asculum

If you’re not taking enough prizes, you’re not hustling hard enough. You need to wake up at 4 bells. You need to re-rake your mast once a week. You need to cut back to half a ration of grog

Just have to get him a few AI videos of him prowling through the jungles

Do NOT let the ai fascists hear Sly and the Family Stone’s “Hot Fun in the Summertime”

Driving home from work you see a group of people on the street corner holding Palestine flags. “On with Kara Swisher” is too loud for you to hear them. You cringe.

If I’m Cuba, I’m offering to pay Trump personally to “buy back” Guantanamo Bay while I still can

He’s our boss

“Former aide to Senator Harry Reid”

Guy who fetishizes “western civilization” and believes that “the foundation of western civilization is built upon the church” but wasn’t Christian yet

Captive dreamer has posted “this was the final straw. Time to form einsatzgruppen” like 4x a week for years

It can be easy to confuse the syncretism of their religious beliefs for insincerity. A mistake I’m often guilty of, but definitely a mistake

Patel got on the shooter’s trail on a scenic camping trip through Zion National Park out of cell service

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