Mike Primavera

Jesus is a flirt.

Well, maybe my second favorite.

Top horse names:
- Hay Arnold
- Watch me Neigh Neigh
- Ginuwine’s Pony
- 4orsepower
- Mr. Clopadopoulos
- Fast and the Furriest 2: Rodeo Drift
- Gallupdog
- Gucci Mane
- Dwayne “The Horse” Johnson
- Hung like a me

My favorite exercise.

If climate change is real then why have the Sharknado movies have stopped?

Little rascal.

Trying to clutch pearls and freedom of speech in the same hand is a lame trick.

Over a million years and building a fire never gets old. Top five human experience.

Dental hygienist talking all that trash about my gum health then she attacks them like an eagle grabbing a fish out of a lake.

I decided to get an Airbnb in the remote woods this week to get away from everyone and everything and now I'm starting to think Bigfoot has a point.

Dear God…

Feeding your dog its own eye boogers is a victimless crime. I want it off my finger and she gets a salty snack.

Like a little sleepover before each play.

Thanks!

Let them kiss.

Falling in love with drawing again. Also eating chips at midnight.

I’m sober. I can’t even have one beer because I’ve played “just the tip” with drinking enough to know I get her pregnant every time.

I’m exhausted.

Don't cry because summer is ending.
Laugh because the mosquitoes will be dead.

Thanks for the help.

I hate Reddit

New friends.

Putting my comics over on reddit for anyone interested. Could use some help getting going over there. t.co/wKUycdvw0h

Thanks!

We’re all in it together.

I’m 5 years sober today. I tried to quit dozens of times before it finally worked. Progress isn’t a straight line. Don’t give up. Ask for help. If I did it anyone can.

Almost went splat.

Well I feel better.