@primawesome.bsky.social
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If it works it works.
07.08.2025 18:21 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0No one tells you one of the best parts of getting sober is watching a movie you've seen 3 times for the first time.
06.08.2025 14:44 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Thanks!
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Baby steps.
05.08.2025 13:54 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0It’s a good rule
31.07.2025 14:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jack in the Box tacos aren't tacos. They're more like a wet envelope of cat food. When you eat them you're just mailing yourself diarrhea.
31.07.2025 13:47 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They make me insane.
31.07.2025 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Revenge is a dish best served EEEeeEEEeeeee
30.07.2025 14:10 — 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1
I’m on Badass Of The Week podcast this week talking about Jack Johnson, the first black heavyweight boxing champion. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
29.07.2025 14:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My ballsack in this humidity.
28.07.2025 13:35 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank you! And close. It counts up loose change for you and takes a percentage for itself. Great for when you’re broke and need to get together some cash.
26.07.2025 15:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sobriety isn't perfect but I haven't had to use a Coinstar in a few years, so there's that.
26.07.2025 14:08 — 👍 48 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Staying positive is exhausting, but it beats the alternative.
25.07.2025 13:15 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
First drafts are trash.
24.07.2025 14:23 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Poor, responsible Giovanni.
20.07.2025 14:09 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Elusiveness respect.
18.07.2025 13:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do the second half of life right.
16.07.2025 14:00 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m the Area 51 of my family. They occasionally want details about my life but all they know is I’m doing stuff and don’t worry about what.
15.07.2025 14:44 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bedside table? You mean a snack shelf?
15.07.2025 14:34 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop worrying about your screen time. Eyeballs are just brain screens. The horrors never stop.
14.07.2025 14:09 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You scoundrel
12.07.2025 13:54 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hate when that happens
11.07.2025 14:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It happens.
11.07.2025 13:54 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Don’t worry, I see you. Closing in.
10.07.2025 02:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry I didn't respond to your text. I'm hunting you for sport.
10.07.2025 02:43 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
The castle is actually a 2 bed 1.5 bath.
09.07.2025 14:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dumpster fires are actually pretty cool until you’re in there burning.
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