Merpyderp

To be clear, I end things as soon as I find out. Like I get if you have an open relationship or some kind of understanding and that's totally cool, but don't use me to sneak around.

So in the past year, I've unintentionally talked to like 4 or 5 different ABDL guys who try to use me to cheat on their partners. Do I give off mistress energy or something??

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm nothing if not discreet. 😇😈

I can when it's preschool level.

Baby Jacey rhymes even better >.>

Also tell Jacey that he's a very special boy and that he's silly and fun and good to be friends with and is good at cuddles. ❤️

Well how do they look now? I assume you bought them because they fit so well.

Hi Ryan! Can I spank Jacey next time we hang out? :D

No undie'd bros to be seen, but diapers are better anyway 😜

I'm from the bay originally! I'm only in town like twice a year nowadays though.

Tighty whities Tuesday is for dorks and bedwetting babies. Cool guys like me wear boxers 😎

🙋‍♂️ Meeeeee!

Right, but it's the "random combination of letters and letters" that makes me feel like I'm learning to read again 😅

Hello yes, I would like to be drugged please.

That's what the crayons are for!

Next time I have to read a paper like this, I'm doing it at home, padded in my jammies, with a paci in my mouth, and with crayons in my hand.

If I'm going to feel dumb I might as well get something out of it >.>

Rude 😡😡 I wasn't even that wet!

Think the guy on the other end of the bench noticed? Happy BDF :)

I bet you're a real pro at using a magic wand. 😜

Come visit! I always feed my guests :)

Oh I was thinking a pecan hummus or pesto kinda situation

How about pecan dip and bean ice cream?

Hawaiian mac salad is one of the things I will eat way too much of in one sitting if I'm allowed to ❤️

Two Daddies test their skills on each other to see who's on top.

Now one of them is a thumbsucker, the other can't hold his stickies, and neither can keep their pampers clean for longer than 30 minutes. Oops.

Oh man that was my favorite story for a while! I always loved how accidents were still a little embarrassing even if they were super commonplace and expected.

Sometimes Daddies just have to lead by example 🤷‍♂️

Hugs, thank you for inviting me! It was really a special time, and you put so much work into making it happen. I'm so glad I got to be a part of it with you! I'd share some pics, but I only have pics of plants from the falls and the food 😅

I feel like big bro isn't really accurate. He can't even be responsible for his own huge diapers, let alone someone else's.

This! This is a butt that belongs in diapers! 😜

I still can't believe I got away with this at work 😜😜