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Jason

@jxsxpx.bsky.social

Est. 1987. Moody Cancerian. Introverted dog dad. Book dragon. Cinephile. The black cat boyfriend. ATX. https://jxsxpxwrites.blogspot.com/

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Pretty sure it did

04.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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found the greatest muppet ever made

03.03.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm hole 😫

04.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You've seen me shove snacky treats in my mouth and eat peanut butter with a spoon out of the tub. I cannot be trusted with dinner.

04.03.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He cleaned it up. I believe I said that Harry Mudd was a "any hole is a goal type" 🀭

04.03.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

04.03.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9573    πŸ” 1193    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 36

From what little I remember, no, it is not.

04.03.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like the jiggle physics on it and the recoil

04.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you just β€œyou’re too white for this”? πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, he’s so hot with such a nice butt that I’d probably be a one minute man but I’d recharge quickly!

04.03.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet not in my bed. Very curious.

04.03.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like yes people in safely blue states, please talk down to me about how you know the political landscape and on-the-ground realities of this place better than someone who lives here 😩

04.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aggressively so

04.03.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit sucks! πŸ˜„

04.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dishwasher has sprung a leak and of course it is under the flooring, so that means another water damage report sent to my insurance once it gets repaired tomorrow 🫠

04.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boy I sure am tired of the various appliances in this place exploding or causing water damage all the damn time. Like, really tired of it. REALLY, really, really tired of it.

04.03.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A judge has ordered Dallas County polling places to stay open until 9pm CT for the *Democratic primary only.*

04.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 924    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 18
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Excellent advice right here.

03.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6844    πŸ” 1601    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 72

That show is a lot of β€œstop! I can only get so erect!”

03.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until they levitate while fucking

03.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10063    πŸ” 3053    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 236

This sounds delicious

03.03.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, why is he catching strays!? He's innocent in all of this.

03.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, guess what πŸ™ƒ

03.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

03.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if the people are the pundit and donors classes, then yes.

03.03.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry, he already calls himself that

03.03.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Athena Dion tweet that says "Ugh Jane taking attention away from my elimination is so annoying and mean spirited ugh"

Athena Dion tweet that says "Ugh Jane taking attention away from my elimination is so annoying and mean spirited ugh"

Briar Blush tweet that says "Guys Jane needs her peace, thats my sister I need you guys to really be on her side when it all comes to light"

Briar Blush tweet that says "Guys Jane needs her peace, thats my sister I need you guys to really be on her side when it all comes to light"

These make me think it's potentially a poorly conceived stunt of some variety

03.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re right. This is coming from a deeply antisemitic place from her.

03.03.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0