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@heatmando.bsky.social

Not a Phantom but definitely a Menace. Star Wars nerd. Dad. Miami Heat. Ice Cats 🏆🏆. Braves. Dolphins Unfortunately. Lions for Vibes

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This is so funny

08.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

tapping the sign

08.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

OZZIE ALBIES!!!!!

The first walk-off home run in WBC history

@EliasSports

07.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 176    🔁 20    💬 3    📌 1

Tampa guaranteed to lose the Cup. You love to see it.

06.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Safe from pain for now

06.03.2026 20:25 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We're still making Elmer's?

06.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He just got paid or it's about to be a wild ass day

06.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They have a lot of dudes to pay soon doesn't equal bad vibes but their O line has gotten extremely thin very fast

06.03.2026 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lions O line has gotten very thin very fast.

06.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Here we go.

06.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

At this point I would have been more surprised if Shohei didn't hit a Grand Slam in Game 1 of the WBC for Japan.

06.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kel'el Ware has the first 10-10-5-5 game in Heat history and is the 22nd player in NBA history to hit those marks (with blocks and steals).

06.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 6    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1

Dumbest people alive. They shouldn't have procreated anyways

06.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trash just like his career

05.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking hell

05.03.2026 21:48 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If a fake image of Rotta the Hutt got people more excited than your trailer and teaser than you might have a marketing problem lol

05.03.2026 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@earsdontcare.bsky.social we have nominated you as the Bluesky Panthers Woj. Please don't fail us.

05.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm pretty sure that was meant as the feature not a glitch. Pokemon co. Never beating the allegations

05.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
05.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
05.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

While we are here who is the Woj/Shams of hockey right now and are they on this app or is it still only the bad place.

05.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I admittedly don't know the NHL cap situation as well as I should but I just think if the other good teams want your guys at the deadline you probably shouldn't trade them to them.

05.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

we haven't had enough of these days in Trump 2.
these days when some cartoonishly evil admin character gets fired (not for being evil, but over their 374th petty scandal) and we get off jokes in the too-small window before their replacement establishes how they'll be evil in a slightly different way

05.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 551    🔁 61    💬 8    📌 3

I tried to listen to the Q&A and it's just cops trying to get either her or Trump to sleep with them by telling her how amazing her department is. Not kidding.

05.03.2026 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😑

05.03.2026 16:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My daughter is going to be very upset if they trade Bobrovsky away.

05.03.2026 14:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

It's because he's a fuckin tool.

05.03.2026 05:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bet this guy has worn a White G-Shock watch at some point.

05.03.2026 05:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Imagine serving as a Marine and then being injured at home, on purpose, by a sitting Senator while exercising your constitutionally-protected rights.

04.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 5189    🔁 711    💬 41    📌 21

I thought the Patriots loved having guys who choke women around

04.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0