Very Normal Books

A text conversation wherein I present Patch and Joe Fixit to my partner. I proclaim it Boys Night.

I tell my partner once again of an example of Boys Night, this time its Edward G Robinson and Yul Brynner from The Ten Commandments

A third example of Boys Night. Pom-pom, coach z, and Bubs at marzipan's luau

I have a cold so I'm spending my Monday evening telling my partner about Boys Night

AI Overview on google for the question "What year was exodus" Three sources provided are the literal bible interpretation, the scholarly historical interpretation, and some guy on reddit.

the guy on reddit Google AI pointed me towards, wondering what his eye color is

Thanks to Google AI I've found a bold new biblical scholar who's not afraid to ask the real questions

An email wherein controversial paleontologist Jack Horner details what a nice time he had on a certain island

I will not be able to rest until I know how @pattymo.com feels about the Paleontologist Who Keeps Making T-Rex Worse appearing in The Files

Its so funny to be the only company on earth to genuinely understand that what they purport to do would require a philosopher but they just hire a shitty poet instead

Mr. Beast will earn his forgiveness by designing a labyrinth for these rats to scrabble in, free on public television

Oooh. Now I actually would love to have evey oil executive in the world in one shittily designed wide open room. This is a good point.

The Trump administration destabilized and crashed the US economy, straining relationships woth foreign countries, all so they could turn the economy into one openly backed in piracy. Now they're smashing the dopamine button to make the population dependant on piracy for any hope of the future.

If you have no idea what he was talking about how do you know it's not you?

"Chief Political Commentator" cannot handle a simple metaphor clearly spoken using words any fifth grader could define

There's a subtext to Trump's statement where he implies Reiner was murdered in defense of Trump, for the good of Trump, in reaction to dislike of Trump. Which he sees no issue with, of course. There's a clear note of "criticize me and someone who loves me will murder you" to it all.

This sucks and here's why:
Kids should learn the lesson that moral, just causes can be comandeered by the corrupt and wicked, and it is not a reflection on the morality of the cause if it is. You can still fight for justice even if others use the fight to make a buck.

Same

Eight bedrooms one bathroom. That house IS Stinky's Bar and Grill.

Aside from everything else that's uninformed and incurious about this, is it usually expected in Capitalist society that if you move away your house still comes with you?

This reminds me of when Elizabeth Warren derided Bernie Sanders' lonely stand against the Iraq war. You dont only fight for the right thing when you know you can win. If your champion of the downtrodden isn't willing to fight battles of principle, they're not really fighting, are they?

Personally I dont think you should be pursuing a psych degree if you think commonly understood patterns of healthy thinking are caused by demons, and a failing grade is a good reflection of that.

Some are saying Trump is afraid of Mamdani or was charmed by Mamdani or has something truly hideous in mind for mamdani but honestly I think he was just excited to see the guy from TV.

Calling 2028 right now as MTG vs AOC and its going to be more pilled and melted than you can possibly imagine. You are going to see milquetoast moderates expressing rhetoric that would have gotten a special visit from the FBI in the 80s

They put the middle option on the end to make the Trump Good side look better and the numbers are still crushing

We're gonna crack his egg and then it's time for Vatican 3 bitch

The best take ive seen on this is that they're going to cast someone other than a white man as Bond and they're laying the groundwork by making it seem like the writers are too dumb to think of a way for the hundred year old spy to come back

This is a competitive category but I think Bari Weiss is the most out of her depth public figure in the United States of America

"How can we possibly make another three stooges film? Those men surely died of the head trauma they sustained while plumbing"

"How can we possibly make another Daffy Duck cartoon was he was shot and presumably eaten in the previous year's hunting season?"

Lucille Bluth handing one, maybe two bills to a confused young man

"Here's some money, go see an oncologist"

These guys love to be horny while trying not to make eye contact with a baby

"Permits Fingee"

Not funding it IS the emergency, you dry-yet-somehow-greasy old handbag