Unpleasant Ghoul

slurping the gherkin

i keep changing how i draw his face but--

i kinda like how different they look? like the second is him current day/older, w/ the mutated tusks/eye color, the missing eye and the shorter, choppily trimmed fur of his hair and beard

mans been going through it as of late, hopefully it shows

*SCREECHES HAPPILY*

Portrait of an unusually big-tusked Zandalari woman. She appears to be somewhat old. Her dark blue hair is graying, bound with a series of gold rings, and has two pink strands near the end. Her osteoderms vary in shade, likely dyed in some way.

She's beauty, she's grace, she has pretty damn impressive tusks sticking out of her face!

Skahn, pleading for his life during the Sha-fueled massacre of his tribe. The spirit of Hatred spared him, though only with the promise that it'd strike later on, eager to feed when Skahn was at his lowest.

... It'd later find its way back to the Yaungol via the Black Blood, way down in Undermine.

Awww, thank you!

absolutely humongous mushroom pickings today 🍄

>realize I'm not actually a troll. Which means nothing good unless I can be useful. Which I'm not great at. But most others would be at least somewhat cool-ish with such situation)

Eh, to me a moment of "hell yeah, I'm tall and with tusks!" is what matters and if then I'm dead *shrugs*.

But I guess if picking a situation, I'd do the cheating thing and say I'd stick with one of my OCs (not Sarrakath, of course. He may be blind, but think he'd still see right though it and>

There's only one way to answer that:

YES.

In the desperate times of no trolls actually existing, any level of indirect touch absolutely counts as real. That's the law.

(Look at me being a deleter/reposter AGAIN. Edit button when?)

It's about the texture!

(due to me having a habit of cleaning off excess water or paint from the brush with my tongue I have, technically, licked several of my troll OCs. It totally counts.)

*coloring the Big Tusk Lady's osteoderms* Mmmm, pebbles.

Wonder if engraving larger osteoderms is a thing. I mean, in game obviously not. But just. I think it could be a thing. Big chunks of (I assume) non-sensitive surface. Etching something onto that seems like an obvious idea.

Awkward! Or exciting. Maybe both. Having a thing for something that mundane must be either a blessing or a curse.

Like that time when some dude was commissioning arts of women buying bread from various artists and it turned out to be a fetish thing. For. Women buying lots of bread. Not even eating, just buying.

I ain't shaming but damn. Lovecraftian gods WISH they were that incomprehensible!

One of those oddly specific things, and not even the most nonsensical one!

I think I've read that too! Unless there's two fics of that sort. Can't remember where either.

What else was I supposed to do after you saying it wants what it wants? BE NORMAL? Not an option.

IT'S HAUNTED. By an ass-loving ghost.

(okay, no, that'd be silly. Funny tho)

(my brain kinda gave up on me in the first screenshot's alt-text. "It the" was supposed to be "its")

Screenshot of a sculpt of a dick, with "gold" material option. It's deliberately artificial-looking, with raised ornaments and wider, flattened base. It the ornament-covered shaft is followed by a slightly wider, smooth portion, meant to give an impression of a sheath

Top side, ribbed

Underside, ridges are extending from rounded bumps

*CLANG!!!!*

>have a thing for near-skeletal dudes)

(well. I mean, it does give us knowledge that "scrawny as hell and visibly old" aren't necessary traits to catch her attention... But that being the case would be pretty unlikely in any case, so kinda obvious (though would have been funny for a woman in the land of mightily muscular trolls to>

(а, не. Сгорел в основном лук, а картошка просто плотная попалась. Зато масла я перелил. Бывает)

(ну то есть. Не то чтоб я точно знал про мясо, я из мяса только куриные грудки и индюшачьи сердца готовил. Но это считается и нормально получилось!)

Мои навыки жарки картошки волшебные аж охуеть. Что не подгорело, то полусырое. Вот почему мясо я могу нормально пожарить, а картоху нет?

(ну правда вот драники нормально могу. Это да. Но просто картошку - тока если повезёт)

Judging by it not being blocked in Russia, they probably mentioned it specifically to prevent any questions about whether or not it has anything to do with that. But yeah, no idea why it's blocked in Turkey.

highly recommend turning off guests comments for anyone who hasn’t done that yet!

One day I'm gonna finish this one...