WayneDash

You're gonna re-download that dating app and see the same people that ghosted you.

Thunderbolts looks good, but I wanna see Sinners again

Being a vampire always look more fun than being a normal human. No matter the movie, bite me!

Yall nerds on here watching wrestling?

Let me get up and catch this movie before it's too late

I'm gonna go check out Sinners with ZERO expectation this weekend.

Ever since the weather hit 75 degrees, my Zevo has been working OVERTIME. I need to upgrade to a flamethrower 🪰 🌱

New leaf, who dis? 🤗 #Plantsky

Saturdays are for plants 🪴

Mad Skillz dropped his Rap Up

www.instagram.com/reel/DEFuMDi...

My Thai Con is growing a new leaf. If it comes out all green, I'm going to feel like a failure

😭😭

I base it off how she carries herself and if she would fit my lifestyle. (ex. I don't party, so she won't be dragging me to parties)

Alright, Christmas is over. Time to make New Years plans

🎶 ...old lady pocketbook snatchin', car thief 😐

I bought some cheese balls at Total Wine ... I can't stop eating them 😭

I need a subscription to Alocasia Jacklyns. They don't last 6 weeks but I like em so much 🥺

This is huge 👏

The shooter was a GIRL!!? 😲

It's crazy how a burger and fries from every fast food restaurant smells completely different.

I was supposed to step out tonight, but the darker it gets, the more I wanna stay inside.

I get more followers when I'm quiet, than when I'm on here talking shyt 🙄

Attractive women swear they travel, but they never sitting by me on the plane 🙄

And I bet she was smiling in your face

I'm about to hit 100 followers on here. What a ngga gotta do to get a blue check? 🥸

We used to go out of our way to not wear seat belts back in the day.
Now I feel like I'm about to fly through the windshield once I shift out of park.

The 2024 Rap Up is gonna end up being 45 mins long.

Bro gonna need a couple features this year

The universe is choosing you