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Jesus H Christ

@jhchrist.bsky.social

I'm Jesus H Christ on Twitter--despise DonOld, Elmo's a bloated nitwit+want to see a woman POTUS before I die. Retired military, old as dirt, female human. If you aren't racist, sexist, bigoted or mean (esp. to kids) you're OK! No DMs! I'm NOT (too) RUDE!

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Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.

05.03.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3166    πŸ” 746    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 32
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Jayapal to Noem: "I want to introduce you to just four of the US citizens unlawfully detained by ICE ... they're in this room with us."

04.03.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3699    πŸ” 1084    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 53

The shitty villain who meets a dreadful end!

05.03.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Being out and dine together with the old, maybe you too want to have a bite? πŸ˜‹

04.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 1

Time for an INDEPENDENT investigation into EPSTEIN's INTELLIGENCE connections.

05.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's keep the convo going #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinCoverupWar

04.03.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1041    πŸ” 472    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 19
Six Feet Under "Rapture Death". (4K AI Upscale)
YouTube video by NewbieCanada Six Feet Under "Rapture Death". (4K AI Upscale)

Huckabee in Israel has been babbling the same crap!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV-_...

05.03.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tom Cotton, b. May 13 1977 is 48 years old.

Tom Cotton, b. May 13 1977 is 48 years old.

How long has Pencil Neck Cotton been an absolute idiot? About as long?

05.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton calls for an investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged foreign intelligence ties.

04.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10327    πŸ” 2584    πŸ’¬ 187    πŸ“Œ 73

And I wonder if the Orange Shitwalrus has realized how much larger Iran is than Iraq.

05.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11 Servicemember remains strapped down aboard a military aircraft in flag draped transport containers (reusable aluminum caskets).

11 Servicemember remains strapped down aboard a military aircraft in flag draped transport containers (reusable aluminum caskets).

Your daughter, your husband, your wife, your father, your mother, your best friend, your fiance, your uncle, your aunt, your cousin...the next door neighbor...

We don't WANT THIS.

05.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of men are standing in front of a large map of the world . Alt: In Stanley Kubrick's 1964 film Dr. Strangelove, Peter Sellers portrays the title character as a former Nazi scientist whose right arm has a mind of its ownβ€”a condition often referred to in popular culture as Alien Hand Syndrome or "Dr. Strangelove Syndrome". The Nazi Salute Schtick The character's black-gloved right arm repeatedly attempts to make a Nazi salute against his will, forcing him to physically restrain it with his left hand or beat it down. This behavior serves as a satirical "tell" that betrays his fascist past despite his role as a top nuclear advisor to the U.S. President. Reddit +4 Improvisation: Peter Sellers improvised much of this physical comedy on set. The Glove: Sellers used one of director Stanley Kubrick’s own black leather gaffing glovesβ€”normally used for handling hot lightsβ€”to create the hand's menacing appearance. The Climax: The "battle" with his arm intensifies as he describes a post-apocalyptic plan for survival in mineshafts, eventually leading to the film's famous final line: "Mein FΓΌhrer, I can walk!". Reddit +4 Character Origins Dr. Strangelove (originally named MerkwΓΌrdigliebe) is a satire of German scientists brought to the United States after WWII through Operation Paperclip, most notably Wernher von Braun. His uncontrollable salutes visually manifest the idea that his underlying Nazi ideology cannot be fully suppressed by his new American identity. Reddit +4

That black gloved hand...what does it remind me of?

05.03.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Does it need to be made any more clear?

05.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Accurate...!

05.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or were fired. Expertise is woke.

05.03.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Help and Few Options for Travelers Stranded by Mideast Conflict

One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her.

Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...

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...causing the price to jump drastically.

A charter from the Middle East to Istanbul that ordinarily might cost $75,000 is now being quoted in the hundreds of thousands, said Dan Richards, the chief executive of Global Rescue, a US-based company that provides evacuation and field rescue services./2

05.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE EPSTEIN CLASS won't suffer:

About 51 private jets departed the Gulf states and Jordan over the weekend, including 11 that took off from Al Maktoum Airport in Dubai, according to WingX, an aviation data firm. Private jet charter companies said demand had soared... 1/2

05.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess all the people who understand asymmetrical warfare quit?

05.03.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, GRINDR Mike is insisting that we are NOT "at war."

These people are buffoons.

05.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

How you know they are lying.

I wonder if those DOGE assholes stripped contingency planning capability from STATE? I used to coordinate the military end with embassies/consulates all the time. Usually someone had a folder "ready to go" that only needed small tweaks/updated details, "just in case."

05.03.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fallen US soldiers in Operation Epic Fury remembered as patriotic, dedicated Heartbreaking details emerge about the soldiers killed in an Iranian retaliatory drone strike: a father, a mother of two, a history buff, and a 20-year-old with a bright future.

Drunky Pete and DonOLD talk about these guys like they're disposable toys.

www.aol.com/articles/fal...

05.03.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think she needs more prison than John Mitchell got.

Pam Bondi and Drunky Pete, too.

04.03.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A Eurasian robin perched on a moss-covered branch, singing. They are very territorial and this is how they warn off competition.

A Eurasian robin perched on a moss-covered branch, singing. They are very territorial and this is how they warn off competition.

For today's #BirdOfTheDay theme of #ShoutItOut, here's a robin letting rip.

#birds #photography

04.03.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2304    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 10

ENOUGH!

Anyone who votes for this war authorization should be booted out on their ass the next time they are on the ballot.

04.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think Harris lost.

I prefer to GOTV and sensitize/educate the electorate rather than appease bigots--that is illogical and reinforces bad behavior.

BEST qualified doesn't always have white skin and a schlong. But often women must be twice as good to get half the credit.

That must end.

04.03.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And hearts!

04.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He'll eat the old one!

04.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0