Jessica

I realized today that I can’t just be upset for the next four years as that’s not mentally healthy. In an effort to put my money toward good causes I bought a cool sweatshirt today from Human Rights Campaign and also threw in a donation. 🌈 @hrc.org

Security in this hospital is amazing. They absolutely do not fuck around when people are being assholes to us. 🙌🏻

Paul McCartney should’ve faced jail time for “simply having a wonderful Christmas time.”

My stomach hurts with anxiety over this doctor’s appt.

Happy candle day to all who celebrate!

I love paying property taxes on a house I don’t own.

I think this year was the first time in my adult life that I didn’t buy a single thing for Black Friday/cyber Monday.

It wasn’t by choice.

37 texts?! Calm down cyber Monday.

Look what I came home to! Birthday/Christmas presents.

It’s a good start to a Saturday when I hit all the green lights on my way to work!

Oh that’s definitely his best song!!!

Rule: if Stephen King says it’s scary then I definitely want to read it. Excited I finally got my hands on it!

I survived Trader Joe’s today so I had to grab the candy cane body scrub!

It’s also wild that if you’re enough of a hardcore drinker and you quit cold turkey you can die. Unsure of why that is.

Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.

Christmas isn’t my favorite holiday and I’m not a fan of sky daddy but I will always turn up the radio if Whitney Houston’s “do you hear what I hear?” comes on.

Gonna have a Christmas tree for the first time in 30 years. Tell me why fiancé insisted today we buy 100 ornaments?!? Wait. 102. He insisted on this bird and I got the pink sparkly one.

I love it when workplaces don’t care about tattoos and piercings.

Hit all the green lights. I got my favorite coffee drink. I can survive this day.

Working 8-6:30.

For 41 years “field trip” has had the e same meaning. No more! Has an entirely different definition in a hospital.

Saying “expired” instead of deceased is weird to me.

First day doing emergency dept training! Let’s goooooooo!!!!

Love this damn song so much.

Fun fact: there was a trans woman in the bathroom I was using today.

You’ll never believe what I did next:

I pissed. I washed my hands. I nodded to them on the way out, and I went on about my day because I’m not a fucking psychopath who cares what bathroom people use.

Spinach artichoke dip is easily my favorite appetizer of all time. Very few things can even come close.

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Omg future father in law just said “illegal aliens.”

They have been here 15 minutes.

Oh did I mention that the family members coming ALL voted for Trump??? 🥴

I have zero motivation or energy to entertain the four family members who are about to descend on our house.