Akira Beebee

Winter and Spring out here like they're fighting for custody

Black and white photo of Sam Norquist, who was a trans man from New York, surrounded by colorful flowers. Text in the foreground reads "Say his name Sam Nordquist"

I told you, I told y'all that people are going to die and a LOT of people said I was over reacting.

Rest in Power, Sam. You didn't deserve this. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🕯

Taking the boys out to potty and it's snowing. What I tried to do was start singing "Winter Wonderland" but what my BRAIN DID was 🎶Lacey thiiings.....the wife is missing....didn't aaaask for her permission....I'm wearing her clothes.....her silk pantihose.....walkin' 'round in women's underwear🎶

YouTube video by Matthew Noaks For Elise - Saint Motel (LYRIC)

Hello! Do you want to hear a song about women who are muses but also super talented in their own right and two of the famous women mentioned are trans women??

OF COURSE YOU DO!

A picture of Billy Crystal as his famous character Miracle Max from the cult classic film "The Princess Bride." Miracle Max in this image is an old man with thinning white hair and a smug look on his face. Max stands in the foreground looking off to the viewers left, in the background is a comely cottage room filled with herbs and alchemical ingredients.

I'm sure more than one of you will appreciate a good Princess Bride joke -

Me reaching for the controller:
Greg: It's dead
Me, turns it on, it lasts long enough to turn off the Playstation:
Me: There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.

Exactly! I have infinite music at my beck and call from any era or culture or genre.

"Your ancestors would be ashamed of you"

My brother in Christ my ancestors would lose their minds knowing I've got salt in the cupboard. Knowing that I own clothes with purple dye. They would gag that I live in an era of such decadence that vanilla is considered "plain" Ancestors think I've made it

a cartoon character is standing next to a wall in a dark room with bones in the foreground . Alt: a comically grotesque cartoon character is in a dark room with bones in the foreground it is limping into the foreground carrying rolls of paper

Pain is so bad this morning that I'm walking around like Igor from Nightmare Before Christmas

When you roll up to your mental health building and you see "Black Lives Matter" and "Protect Trans Kids" flags and signs you know you're in the right place.

Gif of popular Youtuber, Markiplier, laughing and text reading "u right"

😂😂😂 U RIGHT

Y'all I'm so stressed if you shoved a piece of coal up my ass in 3 days you'd have a diamond 😩

It was really, really bad and just further proves to me that Hollywood doesn't know what they're doing because NATHAN FILLION IS *RIGHT* THERE

a cartoon dog with a black spot on its ear is standing on a yellow surface . Alt: a cartoon dog with a black spot on its ear is standing on a yellow surface and is dancing

Me, exhausted, restless sleep, in pain:

My brain for literally no reason: 🎶I PUT MY HAND UPON YOUR HIP! WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP! YOU PUT YOUR HAND UPON MY HIP! WHEN YOU DIP I DIP WE DIP!!🎶

a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table . Alt: a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table

Look all I'm saying is that 1789 France had the right idea

Over on tiktok professors are giving lectures and classes on a lot of subjects. It's called Hillman University and I've already signed up for sign language. I'll post a Google doc with a list of subjects so far! docs.google.com/file/d/1mfd_...

A collage of images from the film The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King of The Ride of the Rohirrim. The text is a speech given by King Théoden that reads "Arise! Arise Riders of Théoden! Spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered. A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!"

I may or may not have made this today with the current events in mind

Black and white photo of Fred Rogers with quote on green background "When I was a boy I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.'" - Fred Rogers

"If you look for the helpers you'll know that there's hope." - Mr. Rogers

I've been released from my burned hand cocoon!!!!! Got the bandages off today, will have to put the antibiotic cream on it for a few more days but I'll be good as new in a few weeks! Until then, the skin on my hand feels *~WEIRD~*

My partner was going to do laundry so I handed him my bra after taking it off without taking off my shirt and my dog looked at me like I'd performed the most unbelievable magic trick he'd ever seen. Wait until I tell him most people that wear bras can do this 😂

Since our furnace isn't working, we've been using space heaters. I went to bed before my partner last night but we watched TV before I went to bed. I walk into the bedroom and he'd turned the heater on to preheat the room for me. Get you a partner that does little things without asking 💜

Yoooooo that looks awesome

Burned myself real good on cooking oil. It splashed and I used my hand to protect my partner from getting burned and got 2nd degree burns as a result. Doing ok, I've got antibiotics and am home 💜 what a year 😂

a woman sits in a chair drinking from a cup Alt: a woman sits in a chair drinking tea from a cup

So I was waiting in my doctor's office for 30 minutes past my appointment time but I ain't even mad cause she was on the phone screaming at an insurance rep reading them for filth and I'm just sitting in the waiting room like

Image of the top of a cap on a juice bottle that has the timestamp of the best by date. It reads "best if used by AUG 2725"

Look.....I know that this is probably a formatting error and that it's supposed to be "Best by August 27th 2025" but it *looks* like August 2725 and I'm just laughing at the idea of my juice being good until Cyberpunk 2077

Life has been so hard for the last few years and I really need #kermit to tell me it's gonna be ok.

Me every time I miss the charging port on my phone:

Man, Sherlock is going to think I'm an alcoholic

There's a distinct lack of wealth in my Infinite Wealth game 😤😂

a t-rex is standing in a stadium with a purple background Alt: a Pachycephalosaurus is standing in a stadium with a purple background while it charges up a headbutt attack

The Pachycephalosaurus is my favorite dinosaur because I, too, wish to solve my problems by headbutting them.

Look, I'm not saying that David Bowie was holding the fabric of the universe together, but ever since his death *gestures vaguely at everything*