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@hortzog.bsky.social

πŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”ž photography account Professional cheese wrangler. Thinker of the ridiculous.

669 Followers  |  166 Following  |  50 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.9898

Latest posts by hortzog.bsky.social on Bluesky

I think I’ve reached that point, that point where you know you have to change everything. Just up sticks and start again. Somewhere new, craving anonymity.

25.02.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We've taken this portrait in ambient light and I really love the outcome
#portrait #model #ambientlight #girl #blackandwhite #B&W
#artnude #photography #fineartphotography #nudeartphotography #art #fineart #nsfw #artisticnude #fineartnude

27.12.2024 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm women are mentally re-dressing me with their eyes years old.

05.01.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜Œ

06.01.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Roj!!!

05.01.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ayla is an ex gymnast and the closest thing to a cat I’ve witnessed without actually being one!!! πŸ˜‚

03.01.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ayla….

#nudephotography #nudeart #nude #nudemodel #artnude #fineartnude #photography #sensual #nudeartphotography #boudoir #fineart #portrait #naked #artisticnude #nudeartmodel #fineartphotography

03.01.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello new followers, yes I am a photographer and I predominantly shoot women however, I’m not interested in anyone’s Onlyfans accounts!

Happy new year!!!!

31.12.2024 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

30.12.2024 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow!

29.12.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On a scale of one to explaining an inside joke to somebody who didn’t care what you were talking about in the first place, how awkward are you?

29.12.2024 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 1

Happy Christmas!!! Xx

25.12.2024 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The true measure of a man’s age is how long after that first sip of coffee he needs the toilet.
Happy Christmas.

25.12.2024 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Christmas Bluesky, Caitlyn shot a wile back.

#nudephotography #nudeart #nude #model #artnude #fineartnude #photography #nudeartphotography #boudoir #fineart #portrait #naked #artisticnude #nudeartmodel #fineartphotography

24.12.2024 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a masterclass in comedy!

21.12.2024 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

21.12.2024 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Current Christmas mood.

21.12.2024 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the best start to the day! Just burnt my bloody tongue on the toaster trying to make french toast.

21.12.2024 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why thank you!

20.12.2024 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ my work here is done!!!

20.12.2024 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My hips cannot lie.
They're very achy and uncomfortable.
My hips complain.

14.12.2024 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's hiring a ship
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town

14.12.2024 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5132    πŸ” 1653    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 88

I laughed way too hard at this!!! 😘

20.12.2024 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm listening to Christmas music in hopes to catch the Christmas spirit. It's going to be difficult.

I never should have taken that vaccine.

20.12.2024 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Might just be the server making some Xmas cash lol

20.12.2024 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t we just!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

20.12.2024 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it’s a long story, but thankfully as of an hour ago, I am out of there until January. Now if I could just manage that lottery win, I won’t need to go back.

20.12.2024 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not as think as you drunk I am I’ll have you know!!!

20.12.2024 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The past tense if William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared……

20.12.2024 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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