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Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

I still remember the meltdown when Obama placed his foot on the Resolute desk.

What’s up yall I’m in Ireland, drunk and buying NFTs

Absolutely screaming that the guy next to me on this flight whipped out his laptop and then paused, reached into his bag, and pulled out a laptop privacy screen

Holy shit I hate O’Hare so much

When your uber driver farts the whole ride, wtf

There has to be some special chromosome that creates white moms that have tinker bell stickers on their car - I see these people everywhere

Do we really support Grok tho…

You haven’t lived til you’ve heard the conductor say your local train is switching to running express

the new 7th Avenue entrance at Penn Station looks pretty sick actually

I thought a guy on the train was laughing at me but he’s watching Joe Rogan which might be worse :)

HBLR minutes are one thing I’ll never trust in this world

Combining my passions for creative writing, marijuana, and public transit #njtransit

My commute home as a haiku:

On the train home stoned
Do other people see?
Quiet car’s elite

YouTube video by FifthHarmonyVEVO Fifth Harmony - Work from Home (Official Video) ft. Ty Dolla $ign

this song gets me so fired up every time it comes on, I literally can't help but get hyped

My apartment building is playing jungle sounds in the hallways — feels like I’m living at the Rainforest Cafe

This song just reminds me of the WeGovy commercials #thegreatestshowman

If you wear Hey Dudes I assume you voted for Trump

This ad on instagram actually makes me want this product even less. miss me on AI seeing my bank account #ai #badad

#nataliakills still so iconic

Very busy these days supervising my Roomba

What a loser

Happy Sunday. Reading No More Tears by Gardiner Harris. Highly recommend #booksky

Jersey City’s Citibike network is so impressive now congrats @stevenfulop.bsky.social

Exotic French bulldogs with the long ears freak me out… they look like Furbys

Hitting my weed pen and riding citibikes, ideal Saturday

Wednesday is just a Netflix mashup of Harry Potter, Death Becomes Her, and Halloweentown

People who walk on their toes make me so mad, I can’t explain it

Trump is now changing the name of the Department of Defense to the "Department of War," in latest attempt to distract from the Epstein files. Last week he pretended to be dead.

Maybe I’m getting old but I don’t understand the point of Patreon. It’s basically just a subscription paywall of content that you like? Sounds awful