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#2025 is the sum of the first 9 cubes 🤩

1+8+27+64+125+216+343+512+729 🥂 🎉 🎆 🎇 🧮

31.12.2024 16:13 — 👍 81    🔁 19    💬 9    📌 4
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happy new year

01.01.2025 13:05 — 👍 5138    🔁 780    💬 37    📌 27
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Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!

01.01.2025 05:22 — 👍 27734    🔁 3939    💬 509    📌 122

como programador e radicalizado, eu queria muito que o anonymous fosse algo sério. mas não é. não existe ação individual pra mudar o coletivo. e eu acho que a gente devia parar de fingir que existe. mudança é organização da classe, nada diferente disso

25.12.2024 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tomar aquela que deixou o freddie groger

13.12.2024 21:29 — 👍 43    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 3

tem

05.12.2024 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sick guy: I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.. LEMME CONSULT THE FLOWCHART...
Flowchart: "SHOULD I GO TO THE DOCTOR (OR DENTIST)
*A single arrow points to another card*
"IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU
 USE YOUR FINAL DAYS TO TERRORIZE AND ELIMINATE HEALTH EXECUTIVES TO ENACT REAL CHANGE"
*sick guy, dressed like Rambo*: cough cough

Sick guy: I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.. LEMME CONSULT THE FLOWCHART... Flowchart: "SHOULD I GO TO THE DOCTOR (OR DENTIST) *A single arrow points to another card* "IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU USE YOUR FINAL DAYS TO TERRORIZE AND ELIMINATE HEALTH EXECUTIVES TO ENACT REAL CHANGE" *sick guy, dressed like Rambo*: cough cough

sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic

04.12.2024 20:22 — 👍 30342    🔁 4646    💬 483    📌 96

alexa, descagar minhas calças

26.11.2024 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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não sei explicar mas sinto que coletivos de corrida fazem parte da estética do projeto político neopentecostal fascista latifundiário monocultor ultraneoliberal que tá sendo posto em prática no brasil junto das novelas agro é pop, lipolad e crianças coach que simulam podcasts

24.11.2024 14:21 — 👍 123    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 0

Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.

22.11.2024 12:08 — 👍 21215    🔁 1983    💬 464    📌 108
Two movie executives look at a computer and says "This shitty failure from the internet has gone suepr viral!" The other one says "Clearly this whole shitty failure I.P. has legs!" The first one rails a line while saying "god, I love Ketamine." A man sees a Variety cover stating "shitty failure optioned for$866 Million!" Two walk out of the Shitty Failure movie starring Barry Keoghan. One says "wow the shitty failure movie was so boring..."

Two movie executives look at a computer and says "This shitty failure from the internet has gone suepr viral!" The other one says "Clearly this whole shitty failure I.P. has legs!" The first one rails a line while saying "god, I love Ketamine." A man sees a Variety cover stating "shitty failure optioned for$866 Million!" Two walk out of the Shitty Failure movie starring Barry Keoghan. One says "wow the shitty failure movie was so boring..."

22.11.2024 14:50 — 👍 3425    🔁 322    💬 49    📌 11
não culpe a raça culpe a criança. pitbull é pra comer criança

não culpe a raça culpe a criança. pitbull é pra comer criança

19.11.2024 06:59 — 👍 49    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 1
OG xbox screws, the perfect ear cleaners

OG xbox screws, the perfect ear cleaners

These. OG Xbox case screws. They're so good for ear cleaning. The 360 ones are smaller and smoother but these are the real deal ear destroyers. I got so much ear skin damage from these things it's insane.

20.11.2024 02:00 — 👍 36    🔁 9    💬 6    📌 2
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tipo assim vai cuidar de uma planta sla porra vcs so falam de assunto chato

12.11.2024 09:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

uma coisa que os adultos nao te contam é o quanto as pessoas ficam chatas quando crescem. mano vc tem 24 anos como assim seu hobby é formula um vai tomar no cu

12.11.2024 09:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Reposting this for no particular reason

08.11.2024 14:20 — 👍 38713    🔁 10966    💬 242    📌 252

culpando a populaçao pelas vitórias do fascismo; clássica social-democracia

06.11.2024 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

X is just a unstyled close button

06.11.2024 19:34 — 👍 1262    🔁 55    💬 15    📌 0

pela lógica é a fursona dele

06.11.2024 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reposting with alt text

06.11.2024 16:21 — 👍 7316    🔁 3147    💬 37    📌 25
05.11.2024 14:03 — 👍 469    🔁 88    💬 1    📌 4

não

05.11.2024 09:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

talvez. mas eu sou fresco pra dor

05.11.2024 00:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

eu nao sei o que é a substancia mas eu mandava pra dentro

01.11.2024 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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31.10.2024 14:14 — 👍 54757    🔁 16752    💬 457    📌 375

alexa, descagar calças

29.10.2024 18:59 — 👍 64    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 1

a ingrid na faculdade

29.10.2024 18:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...

25.10.1511 20:26 — 👍 10311    🔁 4607    💬 50    📌 152

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