Some writer named Whitt

man I would kill for some decent vegetable soup rn

OH AND MAYBE DO THE AUDITS FROM THE NIGHT PRIOR TOO. YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT NEED TO BE DONE *BEFORE* THE OPENER COMES IN?

YEAH.

THOSE.

HEY GUYS CAN WE REMEMBER TO BAND OUR ORDERS AND PRINT OUT DELIVERY PAPERWORK SO YOUR OPENER (ME) DOESN'T COME IN TO A BIG MIDDLE FINGER OF A MESS?

YEAH?

THANKS.

Goddamn right it is

Whelp. It's forklifting time.

Time to forklift all over the place.

Vroom vroom.

Honestly I agree with this sentiment but I can't help but feel like categorically it just isn't something that Monolith would include in a Switch 2 upgrade.

That said, I think it being sent out in an upgrade would be much preferable.

Can I just put Perlica in charge of Endfield

I got shit I wanna do

Send 'em flying, sister.

Preposterous. Let fly your thoughts.

That's like every sport ever tho????

My greatest narrative failure is the caffiene-fueled writing session that resulted in the protagonist coping so hard that he performed acts of terrorism

My greatest narrative success is somehow writing myself out of that seemingly unending corner

#writing

Running on two monsters and a dream

Can't wait to get home and become one with the floor

apparently there's not much evidence to back up those stories of U.S. soldiers returning from foreign wars and getting spat on, but it's not too late to start

Your posts read like tumblr posts and that is a good thing

I am going to repost you

Who am I so accursed as to be writing of toasters?

Why must I be he who writes of such things?

Fwoosh.

sleeping twice a day is honestly great

go to sleep in the late afternoon, wake up for like 4 to 6 hours and then go back to sleep

shame I usually work 5 days a week so this schedule would only end up doing more harm than good

NEVERMIND THEY'RE ON HERE TOO LET'S FUCKING GO

Peeled pokemon is a peak account

I wish they'd come here since I refuse to use Twitter

Ah, the cancer sword

Magic roombas and The Throngler. Been to Elion? It's a pretty weird place, but the food is good, and the booze is wood. They make wood booze. Don't ask how.

#worldbuilding #writing

Whatever's in that sheath is NOT good for your health.

Chekhov's Militia
Noun

A task force whose purpose is to covertly place firearms in both conspicuous and inconspicuous places for plot convenience.

#writing

I can already feel the tumors

I can't feel my legs. The wind blows hard in December, and the forklift does not protect me.

I wish I had a skell instead but apparently the company can't afford those or smth

FRIENDS! IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR! FOR THE WIND DOES INDEED BLOW HARD IN DECEMBER!!!

@skibidimizook7.bsky.social

We should start opening life insurance policies on your accounts with how often they die

I accept this reality.

Fantasy smooth jazz restaurant with vegetable soup

#worldbuilding #writing

I think someone did!