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Nonlinear. Discontinuous. Collage-like. An assemblage.

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The NYT style guide

02.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 5757    🔁 2401    💬 48    📌 76

I live in South Dakota, which is intolerably cold in the winter, and I've worn my down winterass coat like, maybe, 10 times.

02.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

could a dying empire do THIS

01.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 3392    🔁 619    💬 75    📌 19

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

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oof

27.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a poor tax

26.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

26.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 9375    🔁 4607    💬 234    📌 672

Steamed hams

26.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

25.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 1623    🔁 545    💬 4    📌 12
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Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

24.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're holding it backwards. It's trochaic tetrameter

24.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bugs Bunny as Brunhilda rides a ginormous horse from Looney Tunes Ride of the Valkyries opera

Bugs Bunny as Brunhilda rides a ginormous horse from Looney Tunes Ride of the Valkyries opera

Does this count?

23.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Beatrix Potter, Four rabbits on bicycles, 1895 #womensart #Sunday

22.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 605    🔁 100    💬 3    📌 3

Pompidou?

22.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My introduction to Coover. Became a huuuge fan. The Origin of the Brunists was the novel I wanted to write

18.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I read a great take (book-length) on boxing (!?!) that she wrote. I recommend starting with a short collection.

17.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

John Jaha

17.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If they were up your ass, you'd know

Sorry. It's a phrase a guy I worked with used to say all the time and I never understood it ... until now

17.02.2026 07:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A collage of five images, three of which are on the top and two of which are on the bottom. The photos are of, in order: Sean Dunn (the guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE agent), the Master Debater (ultimate debate chad), the guy who taunted ICE on an e-bike in Chicago and got away, the guy who punched Richard Spencer in the face on January 20, 2017, and our most recent hero who punched the guy trying to cause a ruckus at a high school by supporting ICE.

Each of the photos are of them in their “action shots,” if you will. Dunn is in the act of throwing the sandwich, Master Debater is in the midst of saying he would have both to some trolls question about whether he would have economic growth or gender equality, the e-bike guy is in the midst of taunting an ICE agent and biking away, the Richard Spencer puncher is seen right at the moment of making contact with his face, and our latest hero is clasping his hands together and saying “okay” after the troll said he would get in trouble if he punched him in the face.

A collage of five images, three of which are on the top and two of which are on the bottom. The photos are of, in order: Sean Dunn (the guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE agent), the Master Debater (ultimate debate chad), the guy who taunted ICE on an e-bike in Chicago and got away, the guy who punched Richard Spencer in the face on January 20, 2017, and our most recent hero who punched the guy trying to cause a ruckus at a high school by supporting ICE. Each of the photos are of them in their “action shots,” if you will. Dunn is in the act of throwing the sandwich, Master Debater is in the midst of saying he would have both to some trolls question about whether he would have economic growth or gender equality, the e-bike guy is in the midst of taunting an ICE agent and biking away, the Richard Spencer puncher is seen right at the moment of making contact with his face, and our latest hero is clasping his hands together and saying “okay” after the troll said he would get in trouble if he punched him in the face.

Choose your fighter

14.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 5128    🔁 923    💬 116    📌 95

Calling the requirement for a judicial warrant before entering a person’s home one of the Democrats’ “new restrictions on federal immigration agents” crosses the line into outright falsehood. It’s in the Bill of Rights! A rule as old as the republic.

14.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 6546    🔁 2102    💬 103    📌 73
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Government Loses Hard Drives It Was Supposed to Put ICE Detention Center Footage On A Kafkaesque saga in which the government has failed to produce critical video footage has reached new levels of absurdity.

Court battle over surveillance footage at the Broadview ICE detention center reaches new levels of kafkaesque absurdity: The DOJ claimed it *couldn't afford* hard drives to put video footage on. Plaintiffs bought THE US GOVERNMENT hard drives. ICE "lost" them.

www.404media.co/government-l...

11.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 2806    🔁 1276    💬 82    📌 89
“One day, Wilson, I’ll be sitting at that desk.”

“One day, Wilson, I’ll be sitting at that desk.”

“One day, Wilson, I’ll be sitting at that desk.”

11.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 354    🔁 64    💬 1    📌 3

What this man is describing would seem to constitute crimes against humanity under international law. Other governments could and should contest the abuses he’s describing the U.S. government committing against migrants.

09.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 2254    🔁 621    💬 15    📌 9
Plate 151 Turkey Buzzard

Plate 151 Turkey Buzzard

Plate 151 Turkey Buzzard https://www.wikiart.org/en/john-james-audubon/plate-151-turkey-buzzard

09.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0