Jeff R.

Unironically, call CPD.

As dumb as Same Guy Theory is for Bond, try applying it to Felix Leiter...

There's a Del Close comic short that's a slightly more extreme version of that, one of the stories from Wasteland that still sticks with me.

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

All bleeding stops.

I'd kill for twenty years of boredom these days.

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

No uncontested elections in 26 or 28. None, at any level.

Well, that's quite an act. What's it called?

Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.

Exploding cigar-level stuff here.

The coward's answer is that there are multiple Trump kids eligible and they wouldn't need new hats or anything.

Their answer is the same as Scrooge's.

Just extradite to Venezuela.

A twelve year old understands the basics of a yo momma joke. This is 8 year old level.

Largely in relation to InfernoKrusher, but yeah.

Wait until he starts bombing Canadian fishing boats, because that's coming up next.

Traffic cops will appreciate the gumball machines.

Lemon, it's Thursday.

If he dies in office it'll be fun to watch Vance holding the bag but not being able to find, let alone access, any of the money.

Trump found out the mayor of SF was white.

Is this a rhetorical 'may' or do the judges not communicate with each other by law or tradition?

I pray that a future president if we still have a democracy will erase every trace of Trump's existence. Raze every edifice he's built; strip his name from everything, restore the White House as if he never lived there & turn Mar-a-Lago into a Black, LGBTQ, women's, AAPI & immigrant history museum.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

And that brings us straight to Tuvix.

Nothing's getting built. The next guy will find a Potemkin facade and the quarter billion dollars will never be found.

= IHUFFPOSTI "Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. "And I get demonized if I don't accept certain things."

Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

Whether or not there are rounds between now and then, the Sestercentennial is going to be wild.

The latter; it's Go not No.