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Here.

01.03.2026 05:42 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Not saying I know either way. But Iran (like Israel) is fully prepped to kill its own people within minutes, if they can blame it on an attacker. Since they control the crime scene, all they'd have to do is sprinkle some American bomb parts around.

But Hegseth probably gave the order, drunk.

01.03.2026 05:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He'll send them in to profiteer. Like Cheney and Halliburton in Iraq.

01.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup. Like how the Muslim Brotherhood swooped into Egypt like a biblical plague after Arab Spring.

01.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s always a tweet

28.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

She’s also a shitty prosecutor.

01.03.2026 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I heard our top brass (of the Fifth Fleet) got blown up in that Bahrain hotel after evacuating their base. The Iranians tracked them.

01.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay yeah. I was trying to keep it PG in here. 😏

01.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like the peach fuzz on your neck.

01.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Democracy died behind paywalls, Marc.

01.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. Feels silky going down…

01.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, it’s a cult.

01.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I don't trust this Admin to tell us the truth about how many of our Fifth Fleet Admirals just got their asses blown out of their hotel beds in Bahrain.

01.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It's a Hawaiian thing. Fleshy and delicious. You'd like it.

01.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm gonna need to see Khamenei's body.

01.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just made a pitcher of Vodka & POG Slushies. Want one?

01.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

FAFO

28.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooh, I like that word. Just one state shy of liquefaction.

28.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not finding any connection.

28.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe Iran will take out Trump now.

28.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That one sucked too. 😏

28.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woohoo. The Epstein War.

28.02.2026 09:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It kinda does.

28.02.2026 09:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then you might get eaten.

28.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They both lied. And I fucking voted for them.

28.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Monarch Season 2 is off to another shitty start.

28.02.2026 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Hopefully it will be pinned on her forehead someday

28.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Your tax dollars are paying for shit like this.

28.02.2026 04:12 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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a man in a red shirt is smiling and saying oh yes there will be blood ALT: a man in a red shirt is smiling and saying oh yes there will be blood
27.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The staffer behind @JohnnyMAGA is Garrett Wade, 27. He’s on the White House Rapid Response Team for social media.

This should be illegal.

27.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 72    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 1