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I’d ask him how many little girls did he rape and how many babies did he murder.

02.03.2026 09:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They’ll rename Pedophilic Disorder after him, and he’ll finally get the recognition he craves.

02.03.2026 09:38 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I withhold semicolons when my commas are withheld.

02.03.2026 08:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty sure Bibi extorted Trump with whatever Epstein gave him through Mossad.

Think about it. If Israel can penetrate the Ayotollah’s Inner Circle like that, why wouldn’t they do the same to Trump, taking full advantage of his narcissism, senility, desperation — and incompetent Administration?

02.03.2026 08:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Num num num…

02.03.2026 04:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate you cuz you’re humble.

02.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can't. Busy blocking everyone soliciting prayers on my feed.

01.03.2026 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Damn.

01.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dick Cheney moved Halliburton’s HQ to Dubai after the Iraq war, explicitly to avoid paying US taxes.

01.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Iran really had hypersonic anti-ship missiles we would be talking about the sinking of our Fifth Fleet by now.

01.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw it. Pretty convincing.

01.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the replacement Ayatollah lasted 8 hours! 🤣

01.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The next Ayatollah? 🤔

01.03.2026 18:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Time to get come get your rapey toddler, Mary & Fred.

01.03.2026 08:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck your prayers.

01.03.2026 08:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So now we know why Hegseth was shooting down our own drones over El Paso last week. Prep.

01.03.2026 08:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where are the white Dem leaders? No MAGA is gonna listen to a POC.

01.03.2026 08:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lazy cowards is right. And it’s way worse here than on X. BS is a freakin’ snow globe for ❄️.

01.03.2026 08:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep. Biden sold them and bypassed Congressional approval some 180 times.

01.03.2026 08:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tel Aviv is being leveled by Iranian missiles. The explosions are massive.

01.03.2026 08:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This will go nuclear.

01.03.2026 07:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Speaking of regime changes, it’s Trump’s turn.

01.03.2026 06:39 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Good. Now let's finish them both off.

01.03.2026 06:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.03.2026 06:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Here.

01.03.2026 05:42 — 👍 7    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Not saying I know either way. But Iran (like Israel) is fully prepped to kill its own people within minutes, if they can blame it on an attacker. Since they control the crime scene, all they'd have to do is sprinkle some American bomb parts around.

But Hegseth probably gave the order, drunk.

01.03.2026 05:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He'll send them in to profiteer. Like Cheney and Halliburton in Iraq.

01.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0