Scenario scenario-studios - Bluesky Statics

There’s always a tweet

28.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

She’s also a shitty prosecutor.

01.03.2026 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I heard our top brass (of the Fifth Fleet) got blown up in that Bahrain hotel after evacuating their base. The Iranians tracked them.

01.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay yeah. I was trying to keep it PG in here. 😏

01.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like the peach fuzz on your neck.

01.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Democracy died behind paywalls, Marc.

01.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. Feels silky going down…

01.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, it’s a cult.

01.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I don't trust this Admin to tell us the truth about how many of our Fifth Fleet Admirals just got their asses blown out of their hotel beds in Bahrain.

01.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's a Hawaiian thing. Fleshy and delicious. You'd like it.

01.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm gonna need to see Khamenei's body.

01.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just made a pitcher of Vodka & POG Slushies. Want one?

01.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

FAFO

28.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh, I like that word. Just one state shy of liquefaction.

28.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not finding any connection.

28.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe Iran will take out Trump now.

28.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That one sucked too. 😏

28.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woohoo. The Epstein War.

28.02.2026 09:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It kinda does.

28.02.2026 09:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Then you might get eaten.

28.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They both lied. And I fucking voted for them.

28.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Monarch Season 2 is off to another shitty start.

28.02.2026 04:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Hopefully it will be pinned on her forehead someday

28.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Your tax dollars are paying for shit like this.

28.02.2026 04:12 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

a man in a red shirt is smiling and saying oh yes there will be blood ALT: a man in a red shirt is smiling and saying oh yes there will be blood

27.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The staffer behind @JohnnyMAGA is Garrett Wade, 27. He’s on the White House Rapid Response Team for social media.

This should be illegal.

27.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 72 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1

Leave it to SCOTUS to give Trump the biggest possible loopholes.

27.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He met him plenty. She lied. And yes, I voted for her.

27.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a verified photo from 2002. Hillary committed perjury yesterday. Either that or Elon’s AI detector is making shit up. It’s getting harder to tell.

27.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Treason is not an option. But almost every other crime is on the table. I made a list once. Trying to find it…

27.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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