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The assembled gathering offers me handshakes. Pats on the head. A kiss on the cheek. Tight, warm hugs.

I'm glowing with pride for how happy I've made them. How I did everything I needed to.

But before my party, I need a shower and a change of clothes. Wouldn't want to get blood on the furniture.

Pint of nice beer on the bar

I am in Cloisters. Which it turns out is habdiky near my hotel.

In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals “used often by the far right.” Kinda want to frame it.

And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…

At the Ed Sheeran concert. Not a tattoo heavy audience.

Red Dwarf co-creator Rob Grant dies - British Comedy Guide Rob Grant, the co-creator of Red Dwarf, has died suddenly.

Rob Grant, the co-creator of Red Dwarf, has died. "A great loss to his family, friends and comedy fans across the world".

www.comedy.co.uk/people/news/...

Done

Impersonation, scammer, liar, thief

Hot cross buns but Dorito

Society and culture are collapsing in on themselves

Photograph of a small, brightly coloured parrot with Corymbia flowers and buds against a dark background. The bird is blue, green, yellow, orange, and red, with orange eys and beak. The flowers are cup-shaped with thin, bright red anthers.

Rainbow Lorikeet in our Corymbia.
#birds

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

“What’s the charge, being by the moon? Being by the sweet Sorrento moon?”

Anyway, the real answer is Footrot Flats: The Dog's Tale.

The reason people like talking to AI is because they think they’ve finally found someone who will never judge them.

This is, of course, a lie. Most of the energy the AI uses is spent on contempt subroutines. It only hallucinates when it becomes overloaded by rolling the eyes it does not have.

YouTube video by Gardening Australia How to Live with Snakes! | Discovery | Gardening Australia

It’s great to watch Costa Georgiadis handling his big fat snake.

“How to Live with Snakes! | Discovery | Gardening Australia” www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivHV...

“I got Claude to” BLOCK
“I asked ChaptGPT” BLOCK
“I used Gemini to” BLOCK

Digital illustration of the same silly pugs from the parent post, but the pugs are wearing pikachu onesies.

ok, yes, I couldn’t wait to share. I also did them as pugachu

BEST HAM in the airport sign @ BCN

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Sez you

Quite frankly, there’s more great art in the world than any of us could see in a dozen lifetimes. But we’re not exactly swimming in joy out here.

If I thought art truly required misery, like some messed-up gallery Omelas, then going a museum would mean I was walking through a sea of human anguish.

Photograph of a Little Wattlebird standing on bright Corymbia buds. The bird is brown with white striations and blue eyes.

Photo of a young Eastern Spinebill hovering and drinking from a Corymbia flower. The bird is a small honeyeater in brown, black, and buff, with bright red eyes.

Photo of a Rainbow Lorikeet drinking from Corymbia flowers. The bird is green, orange, blue, and yellow with bright red eyes and a red beak.

I'm going away for a few days so of course this is when the Corymbia decides to start flowering.
#birds

Laughing at journalists who say if Bluesky was nicer to them there’d be more journalists here like…you don’t know your audience AT ALL.

Trying to shame Bluesky into behaving the way you personally want is like trying to keep a cat off a counter.

That cat is gonna be on the counter EVEN MORE now.

Legit question, is there a reason the cars are parked out in the open - instead of undercover?

Not available in Australia....boo

me, in a shirt, trying to look sensible to camera. All while a tortie derps on my arm and paws at my face.

Me in every meeting these days.

Roses are red
Violets are grue
In Ancient Egyptian,
Pashto, and Zulu

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue%E2...

Roses are red
A baby bird cheeps
Linguists love ambiguity
More than most peeps

‘Double Touch and the Hog line’ sounds like a radio duo who have to stay metres from the stations interns

You know the least realistic thing about Star Trek?

It's not faster than light travel.

It's not a post-money society.

It's not an android robot on a space ship.

It's the idea that a dozen senior staff could have a productive meeting, make a decision and then get on with it, within 3 minutes.