A fleshy baby cockatoo shaped like three little meat balls stacked on top of each other
Baby gang gang cockatoos are just three meatballs in a stack tbh
10.12.2025 03:23 β π 217 π 28 π¬ 11 π 2@artdeco20.bsky.social
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A fleshy baby cockatoo shaped like three little meat balls stacked on top of each other
Baby gang gang cockatoos are just three meatballs in a stack tbh
10.12.2025 03:23 β π 217 π 28 π¬ 11 π 2Aunt Tabitha by Hadas Reiss
Bob by Daniel Edda
Hey @tkingfisher.com, thought you might enjoy the fruit of an illustration challenge centered around your Wizardβs Guide to Defensive Baking. I believe the illustrators are mostly students or amateurs hoping to develop their skills, and the challenge was to focus on one character. From Facebook.
09.12.2025 20:56 β π 121 π 9 π¬ 8 π 3So this video is perfect and you should watch all of it but if you truly do not care about Christmas lights please skip to here (22 minutes in) for commentary on lighting in the LED age that pretty much every sighted person would benefit from consuming.
09.12.2025 05:20 β π 155 π 20 π¬ 4 π 0A comic of three frames. Top, what looks like the black shape of a two headed monster dog with three sheep in foreground looking scared. Then a panel showing two friendly guard dogs with their collars entangled and the words low-rent Cerberus. Up close of collarsβthen a large bottom view of the sheep fleeing and dogs following with Q marks over their heads. Two farmer shapes in fire saying βfarming is stupidβ and βcollars are stupidβ
08.12.2025 14:53 β π 232 π 22 π¬ 5 π 1Check out this gorgeous flower which stinks like dead meat and attracts flies
08.12.2025 01:16 β π 166 π 13 π¬ 7 π 2Plaque naming me Milwaukee Irish Festβs Volunteer of the Year for 2025.
So this happened last night. I had no idea it was coming.
(For those not from Milwaukee, our liβl fest requires somewhere around 4000 volunteers to run. For the past 30 years, Iβve been one of those volunteers in a variety of capacities from shift volunteer to stage manager to coordinator.)
It's wild in a way that I can think of two movies offhand that cracked the code on this: The Matrix and Everything Everywhere All At Once.
And the code is this: you can get audiences to accept profound concepts with a judicious application of wire-fu.
Four men in parkas forcing a furious polar bear into a cage.
βAnd what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!β
06.12.2025 12:38 β π 3500 π 952 π¬ 30 π 18I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
06.12.2025 15:39 β π 4071 π 1350 π¬ 20 π 4Not sure I've ever heard anything quite so intensely Australian as the commentary on this clip, I am CRYING
06.12.2025 08:30 β π 222 π 55 π¬ 15 π 4This recipe tells the chef to remove the chicken skin and feed it to your dog.
Did Colbert write this recipe @blairbraverman.bsky.social? #UglyDogs
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1027...
TITLE: Learn the wisdom of your dogβ¦through their ears! PANEL 1: DIGBY, the brown dachshund, looks with wide eyes, fluffy ears perked up. TEXT: Ears up: CURIOUS! PANEL 2: DIGBY looks concerned with his earns down. TEXT: Ears down: NERVOUS! PANEL 3: DIGBYβs ears are one up, one down, with wiggle lines. TEXT: Ears swiveling: DISCERNING! PANEL 4: DIGBYβs ears are back, mouth cringing. TEXT: Ears back: Worried that the one thing keeping us out of a recession is an. ungodly bubble of A.I. construction that that will never pay off. TITLE AT THE BOTTOM: DOGS: SUCH WISDOM! ββ Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
TODAY'S COMIC: Dog's Wisdom
06.12.2025 00:33 β π 110 π 35 π¬ 1 π 1he brought his bowl over to the couch, tucked himself in and fell asleep.
05.12.2025 14:56 β π 298 π 4 π¬ 13 π 2"warning: do not open outside" tag with birds attacking an open box on a box of mealworms
best package warning graphic i've ever seen πͺΆ
08.11.2023 15:48 β π 12800 π 3953 π¬ 170 π 204Titanic Sinks Tonight
πΆIn the Ocean, Atlantic Ocean....πΆ
03.12.2025 17:40 β π 364 π 118 π¬ 7 π 3Please, PLEASE, I am begging you, please read the entire wiki about the goat. You will not be sorry. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4...
02.12.2025 14:48 β π 32 π 10 π¬ 1 π 1I moved a month ago and the movers (@twomenandatruck.bsky.social, though I don't think they're really here) lost one of my boxes containing about $1200 worth of stuff and they seem pretty intent on framing that as a me problem and it's just really incredibly frustrating π
01.12.2025 20:59 β π 517 π 23 π¬ 34 π 3Dogs were banned some years ago to protect the unique wildlife of Christmas Island, but one very special chocolate labrador remains, and she is shared by the whole community.
30.11.2025 21:38 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1This is me politely asking you all to review this skeet and, as a result, think twice before engaging in "smell-this 'activism.'"
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
AUSTRALIAN AI: Gβday! Iβm Bonza, the LLM trained on dinky-di Aussie lingo! What can I do for you tod-
ME: Potato cake.
AUSTRALIAN AI: [sparks fly out of computer, explodes]
If you have characters speaking a language the majority of the audience doesn't speak and they turn on native subtitles and the subtitles are [Speaking in Foreign Language], we have permission to sell your children to a witch.
29.11.2025 04:00 β π 386 π 130 π¬ 19 π 3Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth whose back is turned to us, and Macbeth posed towards us with his hand on the back of his wife's neck. The long cut in the back of her dress reveals skin in the shape of a sword/dagger that Macbeth seems to be holding.
Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth facing us with her cleavage cut into three pointy triangles. Macbeth is kneeling in front of her, away from us, his face in his wife's chest. The exposed skin of Lady Macbeth looks like a crown that aligns with the top of Macbeth's head.
These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
23.11.2025 10:56 β π 3390 π 1019 π¬ 30 π 77I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
26.11.2025 10:17 β π 2320 π 944 π¬ 19 π 9Say hello to Jim.
27.11.2025 11:07 β π 79 π 10 π¬ 8 π 0i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
18.11.2025 23:08 β π 4510 π 1340 π¬ 63 π 9Photograph of an Australian Brushtailed Possum on a wooden railing. The photograph was taken at night focused on the possum's face.
Crop of the previous photo showing the possum's big brown right eye in detail. The photographer's reflection is clearly visible in the possum's pupil, including a bright light for the flash diffuser (low power and diffused to avoid distressing nocturnal animals), black circle of the camera lens, plus the photographer's arms and body.
I accidentally took a selfie last night.
26.11.2025 09:47 β π 45 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0ok i snorted
14.11.2025 12:36 β π 261 π 70 π¬ 4 π 3I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to βyou didnβt want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinationsβ in a few years was the right idea
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