I am hearing that on his deathbed the very hungry caterpillar received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada.
07.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 35 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
I am hearing that on his deathbed the very hungry caterpillar received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada.
07.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 35 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0i walked right into this one
08.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@kelson.bsky.social
06.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i should buy a bike
06.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0same here!
06.03.2026 16:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i should print this one out and tack it up in the break room at work
06.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0i can also faithfully report that 6-7 is dead at the middle school i work at, and i would like to think aggressively showing the kids a video of my baby saying it helped usher in its death
06.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"how old are you right now?.... how old will you be on [date]?"
and then shoot a dad smirk was what i did
keep up the good work 🫡
05.03.2026 22:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0daughter is 6. she turns 7 soon. i just led her to the conclusion that its 6-7. she hit me with a "daaaaaad stooooop"
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Not just a large-scale military conflict, but a large scale military conflict with the Parthians
05.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 224 🔁 27 💬 7 📌 0heck ya!
04.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0was literally saying not one hour ago that i need a cuckoo clock
03.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yes!!! ive never seen it as the orchestra arrangement, but i had a piano professor who had it in his repertoire and played it for us in its entirety one year after we bugged him too lol
02.03.2026 23:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pictures at an exhibition is an all time fav of mine 😭😭
02.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
better off!
would that every city on this planet exile them until they learn the errors of their billionaire ways
you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two
27.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 3249 🔁 594 💬 40 📌 8If we criminalize NFP discourse then only the criminals will discourse about NFP
26.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0This is what you hear if you answer the banana phone, followed by a click
26.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0NFP stands for Nerd Fertility Police, few know this
26.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 41 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0i am so here for this lol
25.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0as a proud owner of the blacksmithing merit badge, i fully support this
25.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0okay, go on.....
25.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I went a little overboard with this and a little bit insane. moultano.wordpress.com/2026/02/22/t...
23.02.2026 05:32 — 👍 265 🔁 72 💬 20 📌 31Can't believe we got a completed Sagrada Familia before we got GTA6
23.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0oh nvm, i just never got a call/text. thanks Boss
22.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PLEASE
22.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me
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