Alexandr “Pirate” Romanov

Are you ovulating?

What are you doing??

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Gotta admire the energy she put into trying to make me feel ashamed of it though. 😏 She doesn’t know me at all, clearly. Cause those who do, know I have zero shame.

Awesome, I’m so happy for you.
Go live your best life, sweetheart.

Yes Bunny, it’s why they’re all either single or stuck in situationships… they just don’t get real love like ours… 😌

…Especially the part where you stab me with kitchen knives just because you love me so much. 🥰

I also call her my Dragon-Treasure, my Perfect-Doll, my Breeding-Bunny, my Persephone, my Golden-Bird, and a range of other …sacred things… And she loves every single one of them.

I’ll be sure to add “my little Cringe-Bucket” to the list when I’m railing her tonight.

Yeah, you are.
Go and do something productive with yourself, like take a shower. You look like you smell.

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What are you looking at, maggoty Annie?

(( Grok on X ))

My Harley Quinn. A fucken psychopath. But MY fucken psychopath. 🔪🩸

Whoa Nuku… you grew up. 😟

Which part, me being a bastard or you imagining me dropping fangs? 😛

Agreed. I am an absolute bastard when I’m fanging for a feed.

Lucy?

Yes, doll. You’re so right… such a clever girl.

I’m no angel, doll. Unless you mean a fallen one?
The one who swept you off your feet and tried to take you home with me on first sight? You’re lucky Espi didn’t let me. 😈 The things I would’ve done to you… 🔥

As long as we keep you in front of that mirror… 😏

I love looking at you too.

I get the two confused often 😏

No, I’m very comforted and complimented by it. It’s a rare trait to see in others; perceptiveness, that is.

Gods, you know me so well.

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Mostly being terrorized by my Crows.

Hello favorite Deseret 🌹

Enjoy 😏

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What she said. 🎂 👑

I’m going to fuck you in front of all of them too. 👑💦🐇🐇

Awww shucks. They blocked me 🤣

I’m just trying to assess your level of autism. No need to read into subtext that isn’t there, dearie.