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Alexandr “Pirate” Romanov

@piratecd.bsky.social

((Split personality character; On a RP Break as of May 2025))

185 Followers  |  200 Following  |  214 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024
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Posts by Alexandr “Pirate” Romanov (@piratecd.bsky.social)

Dune. You’re still kicking?

26.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

je demande juste…
Calm down

26.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@disneydreamercd.bsky.social so… you’re back?

17.02.2026 11:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I remember that mullet 😭

17.02.2026 11:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fourth child when?

14.02.2026 10:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remind me to make sure you’re not in heels when I piss you off then 😂

30.12.2025 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

You’d understand if you saw her mid-calving

30.12.2025 22:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sureee… that’s how it goes 😂

30.12.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*our
And you’re welcome 😉
The best part was knocking you tf out

26.12.2025 11:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

@theduchesscd.bsky.social who are these people??

26.12.2025 11:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What the fuck

26.12.2025 11:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

((Fuck off that was literally Colton’s first tattoo 🤣))

03.11.2025 10:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

((Literally had this same thing happen to me and I said the same thing - cost me our 4 year friendship - but it’s not fair or healthy to impose your own discomfort onto others. People evolve too. Why hold them to things from years ago??
You do you, Cai 👍🏼))

01.11.2025 13:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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*Squints*
Are we sure it’s mine?

23.10.2025 10:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are you ovulating?

12.10.2025 10:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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12.10.2025 09:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What are you doing??

12.10.2025 04:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Gotta admire the energy she put into trying to make me feel ashamed of it though. 😏 She doesn’t know me at all, clearly. Cause those who do, know I have zero shame.

03.09.2025 11:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Awesome, I’m so happy for you.
Go live your best life, sweetheart.

03.09.2025 10:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes Bunny, it’s why they’re all either single or stuck in situationships… they just don’t get real love like ours… 😌

…Especially the part where you stab me with kitchen knives just because you love me so much. 🥰

03.09.2025 08:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I also call her my Dragon-Treasure, my Perfect-Doll, my Breeding-Bunny, my Persephone, my Golden-Bird, and a range of other …sacred things… And she loves every single one of them.

I’ll be sure to add “my little Cringe-Bucket” to the list when I’m railing her tonight.

02.09.2025 07:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Yeah, you are.
Go and do something productive with yourself, like take a shower. You look like you smell.

01.09.2025 23:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What are you looking at, maggoty Annie?

01.09.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(( Grok on X ))

31.08.2025 12:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My Harley Quinn. A fucken psychopath. But MY fucken psychopath. 🔪🩸

31.08.2025 12:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Whoa Nuku… you grew up. 😟

27.08.2025 10:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Which part, me being a bastard or you imagining me dropping fangs? 😛

26.08.2025 19:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Agreed. I am an absolute bastard when I’m fanging for a feed.

26.08.2025 11:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lucy?

20.08.2025 10:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yes, doll. You’re so right… such a clever girl.

25.07.2025 10:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0