elisa / イリーサ 🎺🍷

California license plate with text "GAY".

Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

Whenever I feel sad, I look at this picture I took of how Cynthia tucked in hotdog dog.

If you were elected by adoring fans to the horse racing Super Bowl, you would want to do good too.

No one is going to fix my problems. I just wish I wasn't so.... idk... spoken over? Disregarded? Walked all over? Taunted and teased? That last one- especially for how I speak and stumble over words at times. Would be nice.

Sometimes I just feel like I only exist to be people's emotional punching bag or a tool that they can prod for advice or money or labor and it's all I'm actually good for.

Hello??????

Aaaaaaaand the Lions win!!

I have upgraded to an app to watch the game via text.

You will never guess what Google just paid me $1.18 for searching.

Last night I dreamt Aidan Hutchinson was a huge fan of Super Sentai

Happy Wrench Wednesday

You have been visited by the Money Spanner

I used to do it yearly with my family 😭 Whatever the GPS says.... it's ALWAYS longer.

PA turnpike is the worst part of the drive.

What if I took off work and went to Detroit.

It's only 9 hours and $70 worth of tolls away.

Aaaaaaaaand the Lions win!

INSTANT REDEMPTION I LOVE YOU HUTCH

JARED ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Amon-Ra St. Brown during that last drive

... and here's all 18 plays for your viewing enjoyment. Have a cigarette ready.

I need Kerby Joseph to JUMP

Laura Rutledge hits us with the important update: That drive was so long the OLine needed oxygen and Tate Ratledge had to shake the sweat out of his mullet

Lions stop the Ravens on 4th down and goal.

Time for the Lions game!!!!

We're finally getting around to the Gavv finale!

Thought this was Pigmon at a glance

I enjoyed it because I was drunk and eating McDonalds while watching it.

Spanner has been contained.

Dreamt last night that I got my parents really good seats to a Lions home game and me and Cynthia seats to the same game that were so bad we were sitting in a bar in the stadium watching the game on a projector screen. They were playing the Saints. Lions were winning 8-2.

I just didn't want to miss my chance with Saquon 😂 Limited time collabs always get me!!!