Comandante Starkins

predict that i’m gonna get 10 million dollars

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

i saw an indian guy talking with a black lady about a white gay guy on CBS’ Ghosts and now i think 6000 years of persian history needs to be turned into glass

I didn’t either but LegacyOfTheWest, who says he pays for things in Rupees, told me it was a disgrace.

Olden Polynice

the most racist man alive

the most racist man alive

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What do Americans think of Mr. Trump’s decision to attack Iran? We asked four voters in Texas for their answer ahead of Tuesday’s primary election

Sending my kids to die in the middle east bc I saw an interracial couple in a GMC truck commercial

No Iranian ever called me unc

anyone say that we’re versing Iran?

ChatGPT: You’re right. I didn’t take into account the shortage of tomahawk missiles. I gave you a strategy for Bombing Iran based on what a hypothetical strike would look like. Questioning this shows that you deeply care about your role as Secretary of War.

Dammit guys we’re only supposed to use the Goybeam to set off volcanic eruptions! Was I the only one paying attention at the meeting?

honestly none of the factions that could possibly make an play for power want him. He’d get the Sonny Corleone treatment as soon as he lands on Iranian soil - it’s the one thing they’d agree on

Be the Supreme Leader of SAAS! How the Reign of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Can Teach AI Forward Brands to Write Emails That Sell!

The next Ayatollah should be a Trans WOC

it’s the “civilized west” vs the “dangerous orient” at the end of the day

they’d have him drop out of the chopper so he goes down the slide

absolutely, he’s gonna land on the ship via helicopter

We gotta be a british colony again for 10 years, just time to figure this whole thing out, then start again. American reboot.

There’s gonna be a dirty bomb attack because the FBI Director canceled an emergency briefing to yell “This Is Monster Jam!” at Camping World Stadium in Orlando

make a video about how Iran is the biggest threat to your freedom

gonna go spend years of your life wearing uniforms on a base or ship that’s 99.9% guys after going through training that you and other sweaty guys being yelled at by an old queen about your marching being off sync? Ok Liberace.

Serving your country is gay. Joining the military means you’re gay for America. You’re gonna go across the world to kill a stranger you’d never meet otherwise to impress 175m men? Gay.

Iran launching a ground invasion of UAE and taking “Digital Nomads” and alchoholic over-tanned british women hostage

It’s been terrifying to have almost every year in the past 20 years be a lesson in how many people with power make decisions about who lives and dies with little thought or care or even a clear idea as to why they’re doing anything, and it’s terrifying that it seems to be getting worse

also all of this has nothing to do with American interests it’s christian freaks in the Republican party trying to fulfill end of days prophecies because they think Jesus will come back

So we basically went into this saying Iran is the middle east therefore desert and goat herders and getting rid of experts thad realize it’s actually a modern nuclear power with an army thats been dreaming of this for 50 years and well planned line of leadership transfer. Nice work

“I didn’t bomb a school so I could come home and and pay full price at this Best Western.”

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t hi is reminds me of this lady one of my friends was briefly thinking of marrying who talked about her hero husband in heaven and really he died because he was drunk in london and laid down on train tracks

Iran launching a ground invasion of UAE and taking “Digital Nomads” and alchoholic over-tanned british women hostage