Jawn Wudders

ELROND: Grok, should he cast it into the fire?

GROK: Jews control the media.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

The Phillies have announced their game 3 starter and it’s… yep, you guessed it! Frank Stallone!

they could also win games 3 and 4 and then choke at home in front of everyone after talking about what a great home field advantage cbp is

Like how people get a burst of lucidity before they die?

No chance they win game 3 but here are my two possible outcomes:

1. The big bats wake up, they score 4 runs in the first inning followed immediately by Nola giving up 6 in the bottom of the 1st.

2. They get 1 hit and lose 11-0

My prediction for game m 3 the top of the order will wake up and put up 3-4 runs in the 1st and then Nola will immediately give it back

honestly you have to evaluate the worst case scenarios. If Stott swings, what’s the worse case scenario, he strikes out? But amount can cost you a runner at 3rd and it gives up an out. It was terrible call, and he admitted he was playing for a tie as opposed to trying to walk it off

So you give them an out with the bunt AND you don’t pinch run for Castellanos, so the out you give them is at 3rd.
Then Bader’s single would’ve scored the tying run, except, you gave that run away.

I know everyone understands this already, but I needed to type it out to believe it.

you have Wilson run for Casty and then have Marchan run for Bader. Worst case scenario you move Schwarber to LF in the 10th but you gotta play to win

So are we just gonna ignore that a white kid killed 2 teen girls because he was upset they insulted Charlie Kirk?

Imagine. JUST IMAGINE if this was an undocumented immigrant? But meanwhile I bet you’ve barely heard about this atrocity. SMH www.instagram.com/reel/DPewI1w...

summoning dark forces to help the phillies

Throwing snowballs at the Omelas child

If Philadelphia did an Omelas situation for sports success there’d be people calling WIP like “Yo we’re going too easy on that kid. Gotta torture that kid more” whenever there’s a loss

I’d be perfectly fine with Philadelphia doing an Omelas situation if it meant our teams win

I’m only here bc the most of the people I like on twitter all came here and it’s not as convoluted as Mastodon was

@danhausen.bsky.social how can I get you to curse the Los Angeles dodgers?

Who’s going in on this with me? Gotta do the dodgers individually

www.etsy.com/listing/4380...

“Hopes Trash-ed”

“Fall of the Ancient One” about Robertson starting that inning

I wanna make a band like Sabaton but instead of great battles in history their songs are all about memorable Philly sports losses

Someone at the stadium heard that red say he’d never make a call to benefit a Cave Ape

Eagles lost due to woke. Antifa refs wouldn’t call DPI bc Goedert is white

The refs were very mean, very nasty to the Eagles, folks, some people say this was the nastiest a ref has ever been to an Eagle, which folks are the nation’s bird, in Philly they said the United States of Eagle and today the eagle was treated very bad.

We were winning big like nobody had ever seen before and then all these flags came in and it became a totally rigged and stolen game and it’s terrible thing for our country.

rigged and stolen game!

Thompson has guys he just likes too much I get believing in your guys but you also need to have situational awareness. David Robertson can prove you wrong in August when you’re 20 games up but if he didn’t throw a single strike you have to realize that before bringing him out in the 7th.

Gotta play like it’s game 7 considering how badly you’ve gone out the last few years - just use Ranger in the 7th. Strahm vs Teo never a good idea, I knew they home was coming the minute Strahm came in he always gets the first two outs and gives up a homer

This is not a mentally tough team that can come back when down in a series so it’s feeling extra doom and gloom