You’re so bad at your job.
28.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re so bad at your job.
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21.02.2026 12:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.
20.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 5444 🔁 1380 💬 153 📌 324
photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
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09.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That commercial would have been 10x better if it was just all of them with their current faces and bodies but wearing wigs.
09.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wait. Stop. Hold on. Take a deep breath, let it out. Now do it again and again. Okay hi hello it's okay you're safe
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07.02.2026 12:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
What is Containium Stufficus?
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02.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1❤️
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26.01.2026 23:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA
25.01.2026 04:43 — 👍 7005 🔁 1430 💬 75 📌 51Who is Billy Ocean?
25.01.2026 21:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.
24.01.2026 23:51 — 👍 6798 🔁 1952 💬 65 📌 38My guy.
25.01.2026 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hi Seth, I’m a constituent. Thanks for your work.
I trust that you will be voting “NO” for on the DHS funding bill tomorrow. They are doing unconscionable harm to the citizens of this country, and they don’t deserve a penny.
Please do the right thing.
What is Millillippi?
21.01.2026 20:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0