I'm going to get this and hang out with some cows.

Think it would be funny to pick this moment to finally start watching Stranger Things

Evangelical reactions to sex:

Pre-marital ❌❌❌❌

Extra-marital 🤷‍♂️

It's called consistency.

I found a website for after rapture pet care. They promise that their administrator is a non-christian. This person is the one person they can't try to convert, which is probably the greatest perk of the job.

They were completely unprepared for Large Lafayette

I'm trying to break this cycle in my own family

My father-in-law has been getting fartier.

My eternal struggle is not letting my editor brain get in the way of my writer brain.

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"Post-conflict fellatio"

Lmao

You have to hand it to Nuzzi. She has a consistent methodology.

I wasn't expecting 28 Years Later to almost bring me to tears, but I'm glad it did.

Imagine all the shitting she's doing!

I just started taking Lexipro, and I guess the drug works by making you too tired to feel anxious.

Did one of your relatives also invent the carnivore diet?

A make a wish president.

Saw a Reddit post today where a parent posted a picture of a half eaten wild mushroom asking if it was poisonous and if they should take there kid to the hospital. A+ parenting. In a life and death situation always post first.

Nightmare on Elm Street hits different when you have insomnia.

Some of us don't even have a single million to blow per day.

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New levels of divorced guy we didn't know were possible.

A diverse stand-up show in the North Shore of Massachusets is having Irish and Italian comics.

I have now watched all of the original Nightmare on Elm Street movies. I'm sort of shocked at how few horny dreams there were considering the entire franchise revolves around a pedophile invading teenagers' dreams.

This photo triggered my fight or flight response.

Laying hands on someone is evangelical second base

and he looked like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

I hope Sorkin is writing Molly's Game 2 staring Chauncy Billups.

It feels like Patel and the FBI picked today to arrest Rozier and Billips to overshadow the start of the NBA season.

The heartbreaking part about this is now I have to route for Virginia Tech.