professional qifrey enjoyer

minstrel often hears gossip and speculation about the fool, sometimes unkind or deeply inappropriate, and can do nothing about it bc the fool deliberately maintains an unsettling image. minstrel can't say anything that might humanize the fool to the public eye and it EATS at him

(as far as responding to the question specifically, the fool simply would not give a real answer. privately, he wouldn't even be sure if it was worth it. he doesn't want to endear himself to anyone on a genuine level, but sometimes he finds it can't be helped. whoops. didn't mean to trust that one)

the barbies im currently playing with in nebulous maybe-canon-maybe-not scenes are an offputting court jester and a minstrel who's just doing his best. jester has turned his razor tongue on minstrel's visiting sisters once when their teasing went too far. public humiliation is his weapon of choice

god won't let me have adhd medication because i'd become fucking unstoppable

once again marvelling at how i can be sitting and thinking about how much i need to do today and unable to do any of it while my brain makes dial-up noises and then i can take a caffeine pill and IMMEDIATELY become functional. insane. imagine if i could just decide to do things all the time

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common dorian physical therapy experience of learning on a tactile level what my spine should be doing vs what it IS doing and going "ohhhh so that's why i look Like That"

so help me fucking god the only real goal i have in life is to live so far away from other humans that 8am is no longer the NOISIEST POSSIBLE TIME OF DAY FOR SOME FUCKING REASON

PSA for Discord's new age verification!

If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it.

Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+

It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

the girls are fightinggggg

oh i love malicious compliance. oh it is so fun

i hate training turns because what do you mean i struggle when working actual single pirouettes but i just did a CLEAN DOUBLE ON ACCIDENT

a comparison between jayce talis and fitzchivalry farseer, with a sketch of each on either side of the page and their common traits listed in the center: • dog coded • gets absolutely fucked by the narrative • secretly involved with some type of magic that is eventually revealed, condemned, and then uncondemned and used by those in power • grew up surrounded by but not really fully a part of high society • shaped to be a tool and a weapon by the systems he was raised to be loyal to • well known figure to the public and has a complicated relationship with that image • Needs To Save Everyone but he can't. he just can't • big and strongk and wields a heavy weapon • suicidal/self-harming tendencies :)))) • devotion to the other to the point of literal necromancy • oh and the necromancy was possible because of the things he learned from/worked on with the other • lost in the comphet sauce for a good while there (and is bisexual because i said he is) • very smart but also very stupid

the same sort of comparison, but with viktor and the fool: • twink • mysterious as hell • talks about fate and destiny • complicated relationship with his inevitable and very foreseeable death • ostracized for his body • traveled far from home to fulfill his ambition of changing the world for the better • works for a figure in power (with genuine mutual affection in that relationship) in a society that is foreign and unwelcoming to him • that job leads him to find the other, who becomes instrumental to that world-changing work • "only you" • golden eyes • brief mage moment • no last name lol • leaves magic fingerprints on the other • skin changes color • so incredibly trans coded like you can't get more trans coded than this • right hand accidentally comes in direct contact with a dangerously potent source of magic and it changes him permanently • fucking hates himself • has to be explicitly told he is loved so so dearly before he could ever believe it • Forehead Touch

if i had a nickel for every queerplatonic pairing who were fated to find each other and change the world together and then loved each other so deeply they merged souls in each other's arms,
#jayvik #fitzloved #rote

Jayvik missing years 3\3 #arcane

some days you can drill like 30 cartwheels in a row. some days you have a hip abruptly decide you're not allowed to move a certain way anymore and you can barely fucking walk

crying, yelling, thrashing about in agony...............

I've been watching what's happening in Minneapolis and I don't know what to say. Two American citizens killed by ICE in three weeks. Countless more who are not citizens. People afraid to leave their homes.

For those of us not living in Minnesota, are some things we can actually do:

i do wish we had fitz pov of beloved coming to him and joining him in the wolf. i can never ever get enough of their Soul Merging Moments and i think the scene would have had much more emotional impact for me and i would have simply shattered into a million billion pieces

their lying little shit of a daughter who then had to explain explicitly to the fool that no fitz does in fact love him like he's never loved anyone else

i am in shambles btw

also being like "well idk he is what he is let's not speculate" when kettricken logics out that he cant have accidentally given birth and not known about it

you may be homophobic fitzchivalry but at least you're a trans ally

incredibly funny to me that fitz has been in the fool's body multiple times at this point including a full body swap where he manually convinced every cell of it to not be dead and he STILL isn't 100% sure about whether the fool has a dick

sometimes a family can be a man, his queerplatonic not-quite-human soulmate, the ghost of a wolf, and their magically concieved prophetic daughter

real shit the chicken on new year's was the beginning of this train of thought

sometimes i will eat a piece of chicken so delectable, so tender, so supple and moisturized and it leads me back to wonering where the fuck my family went so consistently wrong bc every bird i've ever eaten that was cooked by a white person has been dry as hell

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

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AND when i say "really hot" i need you to understand that i do NOT mean conventionally so. man had a HUGE nose he was BEAUTIFUL but also this aint about him. mostly. dont look at me

this thought is brought to you by the clowns in echo cirque du soleil who had one of the best acts i think i've ever seen and also yes one of them was really hot and now im thinking about clown theory with an intensity that i havent thought of it with since i took a clowning class in college

I LOVE CLOWNS!!!! i love that the silly goofy guys form the deepest point of connection to the audience and it creates the opportunity for incredibly heartfelt moments and an exquisitely rare sense or wonder!!!!! all because they're silly!!!

they should invent a body that knows how to fucking sleep when you tell it to