Tara Rose

Haha, Dan literally did this too! @dan--rose.bsky.social

Wow, really grateful they didn't bother with Best Original Song performances. That acceptance speech was MORE THAN ENOUGH

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER LABEL ON SACK- SALT NANCY ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKS OVER SACK OF SALT WELL - - - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? ( NANCY TAKES A PINCH OF THE SALT AND THROWS IT OVER HER LEFT SHOULDER, WHICH WAS A TRADITION THAT WAS THOUGHT TO WARD OFF EVIL , WHEN YOU HAVE SPILLED SALT)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 28,1949

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Gallows Humor As long as we stay laughing, we might survive

In my latest Substack, I wrote about the importance of maintaining our sense of humor in the face of existential catastrophe. I've got jokes about all our terrible elections! rareoats.substack.com/p/gallows-hu...

Lavar Burton as Jordie la Forge in Start Trek saying no way to the Kombucha Lady making first an ew no face, and then a hmmm maybe face. Below is Jordie la Forge saying awww yeah to Luigi Mangione making a skeptical face then a cute puppyish oh okay maybe face

This made me lol but damn if that ain’t true

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

THE WHITE LOTUS (HBO, 2021–Present)

Well you’re not a loaf! We can def blame Duke Energy for this

Ugh that sucks!!!

According to the music video, it’s this hot chick playing the sax

Yes, it is just another cheesy ‘80s sexy sax solo, but this one goes kinda hard.

Having a nerd dilemma cuz the internet can’t seem to tell me who did the sax solo in Eric Carmen’s “Hungry Eyes” 🎷

I still think we can beat the forces of evil, but damn they sure are on a roll.

It sucks, but I do take some comfort in knowing that the gaslighting doesn’t work. For whatever that’s worth.

The Dem electoral strategy of gaslighting voters (“the economy is great, actually!”) has been so tragic. People were way more apt to believe whatever lie Trump told them, because at least he seemed to understand that we all want something better.

it is beyond clear that for many americans trump is a blank slate who stands for whatever they personally want

It is kinda crazy to see Trump become some other rich guy’s little bitch.

I'm with Kelly here: deeply interested in leftism as a political project but have no interest whatsoever in leftism as a subculture. the stakes of leaving this behind are hopefully clearer by the day

In my latest substack, I wrote about our friend, The Moon 🌕 Preview it here rareoats.substack.com/p/lunacy

Daycare. The seasoned employees sat me down to explain which 4 year olds were irredeemably evil and I knew I was not cut out for that biz.

Congrats to Philly, my favorite city I’ve not yet visited.

Any place with that much hater energy has to be good 🫡

One week after that same song won more Grammys than any individual song ever won before lol

Timeless

All the Super Bowl ads are like “look, we got celebs!” But celebs have been doing ads nonstop for years, so who cares?

@dadastrologer.bsky.social happy birthday!!

BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in