Nick Cron-DeVico

Look, you should be able to honk as much as you want, but I should be allowed to throw a water balloon at your car when you do.

This sucks. Heavy automated rail (alts 4 & 5) all the way. Way to throw your city under the bus.

Can you imagine being on vacation minding your own business and you notice Mike White at the next table scribbling furiously?

This is all my fault for doing Dry January and picking legendary difficulty

There's that Simpsons episode where they just drive Springfield to somewhere else and start over. Do we think that could work for LA?

The Big One has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now

Sorry guys, Jimmy Carter saw this take and it was the last straw

So Marvel Rivals is just shitty Overwatch?

Just failed face ID on my phone because I was smiling 💀

Finally watched 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' this year and I suddenly understood everything about the two most pretentious guys from my middle/high school

I get that some folks are looking at the 2020 primary and the pundit class and going “well if I’m the most milquetoast centrist imaginable I can win the 2028 nomination” and I think they’re going to get steamrollered by someone who gets up there and says “what the fuck did you do to fight back”

It's a big missed opportunity that the movie 'Ad Astra' wasn't titled 'Brad Astra' as Brad Pitt was the star of the film. A more seasoned director like Ron Howard wouldn't have made this mistake

Lots of good answers in this thread but for my money, I think he'd be pounding the lid of his coffin screaming "Oi! Mate! Get me outta this bloody coffin!"

Lots of good answers in this thread but for my money, I think he'd be pounding the lid of his coffin screaming "Oi! Mate! Get me outta this bloody coffin!"

Ben Stiller is having the career that Tom Cruise would have had if he had never gotten in bed with scientology. Does this make sense?

A Muppets Show bit where Kermit writes a book called 'A Wild Pig Chase' under the pen name Haruki Murakermie.

Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear. Are you talking about star trek the series or star trek the trek?

Imagine starting a headline with "Dick Van Dyke" in the year of our lord 2024. News outlets have to stop playing with my heart

Don't procreate

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

*Googling which muppet has the highest power level*

Guy at the rave who notices John Wick first but doesn't want to stop dancing

We’ve had viable solutions for mobility both within & between cities for a long time, like high-speed rail, prioritized public transit and networks of protected bike-lanes. We need leadership. And we need to stop letting “shiny new tech” distract us from implementing them. Image via UrbanThoughts11

The absurdity of surrendering so much public space to cars is often only clear in hindsight.

Grand Place
Brussels 🇧🇪

Oh! Oh! I know this one!

Street full of parked cars in Bordeaux France, Google photo from 2008.

Same location in Bordeaux photo taken by me in 2023.

Before & After: I don’t think people realize the extent to which parked cars degrade public space.

I know the new Zelda came out almost two years ago but I just want to say if you fight a guy with a weapon made out of body parts from his own species the game should give you a lil "damn that's fucked up" multiplier

Just took my kids to Griffith Observatory on the ebike on a whim and blew right by an ungodly number of cars idling in line to get up there and park. They'd have been better off walking from Los Feliz Blvd. No event or anything tonight. Just a regular-ass Sunday. Why even let cars up there?

I wish it was still 2008 so I could make a Facebook group called like "Obama make movies under 2 hours again" that gets like 38 people to join and then the CEO of Paramount calls me at my parents house