Nick Cron-DeVico

Metro Board Governance Reform committee mtg starting in 5m. You can now join via phones (I'm on via phone).

YouTube video by ParticleMen When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)

WHENEVER it so happens to happen, I really hope that on their next tour @tmbg.bsky.social plays this song with the tense changed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...

Once a lady almost hit me with her car, turning right while I was already in the crosswalk, so I slapped down on her trunk as she drove by and yelled at her, and then she turned her head to start yelling back at me, and while she was doing that, she rear ended the car in front of her.

Is this not a GTA5 loading screen?

"This is peak cock!”

-Me appreciating the very best of Peacock's streaming library

As someone who's been texting the Bill Clinton playing saxophone gif to his friends as a non-sequitur for years, it really feels like my entire life has been building to this moment

Look, you should be able to honk as much as you want, but I should be allowed to throw a water balloon at your car when you do.

This sucks. Heavy automated rail (alts 4 & 5) all the way. Way to throw your city under the bus.

Can you imagine being on vacation minding your own business and you notice Mike White at the next table scribbling furiously?

This is all my fault for doing Dry January and picking legendary difficulty

There's that Simpsons episode where they just drive Springfield to somewhere else and start over. Do we think that could work for LA?

The Big One has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now

Sorry guys, Jimmy Carter saw this take and it was the last straw

So Marvel Rivals is just shitty Overwatch?

Just failed face ID on my phone because I was smiling 💀

Finally watched 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' this year and I suddenly understood everything about the two most pretentious guys from my middle/high school

I get that some folks are looking at the 2020 primary and the pundit class and going “well if I’m the most milquetoast centrist imaginable I can win the 2028 nomination” and I think they’re going to get steamrollered by someone who gets up there and says “what the fuck did you do to fight back”

It's a big missed opportunity that the movie 'Ad Astra' wasn't titled 'Brad Astra' as Brad Pitt was the star of the film. A more seasoned director like Ron Howard wouldn't have made this mistake

Lots of good answers in this thread but for my money, I think he'd be pounding the lid of his coffin screaming "Oi! Mate! Get me outta this bloody coffin!"

Lots of good answers in this thread but for my money, I think he'd be pounding the lid of his coffin screaming "Oi! Mate! Get me outta this bloody coffin!"

Ben Stiller is having the career that Tom Cruise would have had if he had never gotten in bed with scientology. Does this make sense?

A Muppets Show bit where Kermit writes a book called 'A Wild Pig Chase' under the pen name Haruki Murakermie.

Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear. Are you talking about star trek the series or star trek the trek?

Imagine starting a headline with "Dick Van Dyke" in the year of our lord 2024. News outlets have to stop playing with my heart

Don't procreate

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

*Googling which muppet has the highest power level*

Guy at the rave who notices John Wick first but doesn't want to stop dancing