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It must be so miserable to be a liberal justice, right now. Your job is to write cranky dissents and occupy your seat so they can’t replace you with another conservative hack. Your job is to go to work.

Does it really make sense, if you are a billionaire who votes Republican to lower your tax burden, to donate $130M to the Pentagon?

If there were a button I could push and all the boomers would all die all at once, I would push it.

"You cannot say what you see happening in our government, because the truth will incite violence." - J.D. Vance

It’s going to be so hilarious when we discover that the rise in autism was caused by microplastics, but the petrochemical lobby thwarted any funds for research that might demonstrate the link.

If, in 1920, while Hitler was making one of his early speeches, climbing up the ranks of the Nazi Party, somebody had shot him through the neck, I guess there would have been condemnation from across the political spectrum.

Trump’s interests are better served by not finding the killer. So that’s what Kash Patel will do.

They are won’t find the assassin. They don’t want to find him. It would complicate their perfect “left-wing violence” narrative.

I don't know how anybody can call Donald Trump an antisemite when one of his best friends was Jeffrey Epstein.

It used to be you could just be a regular kitten and people would share your photo. Now if you want likes you have to ride an alligator’s back. Somebody is going to get hurt.

AI creates massively unrealistic expectations for cute animals.

If you drink enough mushrooms, everything is coffee.

My father-in-law told me he hates the way Indian food looks, he hates the way it smells, and he hates the way it tastes, but yes we can go ahead and order it for dinner. So I am.

Is anybody talking about how Trump’s “Obama scandal” wouldn’t be criminal because he would have been acting as President? I mean, Trump is pretty invested in that idea, yes?

Like calories on the menu at fast food joints, every AI video should come with a measurement of the carbon emissions that were generated in its creation.

Will you ever be able to look at Donald Trump’s signature again and not think of pubic hair?

I created this workout playlist for my underwater headphones, and I have to say I am very happy with it. open.spotify.com/playlist/6jP...

The Pitchbot is on absolute fire.

Today's Wordle is bullshit. Not literally, since that would be too many letters. But it is.

I am remodeling my bathroom using appliances entirely purchased with Amex points. Which means that I did not pay for them. Every consumer, regardless of their means, who shopped at a vendor that accepts Amex paid for them in the form of higher prices to offset the fees that Amex imposes on vendors.

This is how it's gonna be, isn't it? Gen X gets skipped right over. Boomers to Zoomers.

A lot, a lot, A LOT of people have been asking my opinion about the NYC mayoral race, and I've been resistant to endorse a candidate, but here you go: Brad Lander #1 ranked choice.

Thank goodness these Republican-appointed justices are thwarting liberal judicial activism by making Constitutionally unjustified decisions based on their personal opinions.

Talking about politics, my dad and uncle say, "Well, we'll be dead soon anyway." And that's Boomer men in a nutshell. One of them is Donald Trump, and the rest of them just shrug and look away like it's not their doody.

We will also lose the tax revenue that immigrant labor provides. Or that any human labor provides. Which provides a pretext for slashing more social service programs. So more humans will suffer right here in our country.

Your produce will stay the same price. But more humans will starve. So that the bottom line can improve for our corporate overlords.

Eliminating inexpensive immigrant laborers who do jobs that Americans don't want will create a pretext for replacing human labor with automation. The only thing cheaper than the current workforce is robots. This is the endgame.

I had both pangrams! Those meanies.

After Several Attacks, Heightened Anxiety Among American Jews

Something my father, a psychiatrist, once explained to me is that anxiety is worrying without cause. If you have a reason to worry, that’s just worrying. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/02/u...

If AI only has value based on what it can steal, then it is worthless. This probably applies to most stuff. And, you know, people.