John

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Diane Keaton

He is. She loves Trump.

Ladies love shrimp, men love oysters. It’s common knowledge.

Imagine if Barack Hussein Obama put a Middle Eastern Air Force base in Idaho after being gifted a used 747

Everything with that paint scheme is gone.

A lack of foreskin would explain autism in women.

Isn’t this DEI

Smirking like she didn’t kiss her brother.

We all saw it.

They’re gorging themselves on our tax dollars just like the C’tan gorged themselves on the souls of the Necrons in Warhammer 40k.

Not again

What a nice Sunday.

Anyway here’s wonderwall

The amount of money being wasted to deploy National Guard who then sit around and do nothing but take selfies should be criminal in itself.

Millions and millions of dollars so Canks can play despot.

Making my own cold brew like some kind of colonial woman.

If I’m craving orange Starbursts does that mean I have scurvy

No I’m like what’s the deal with Nikola Tesla.

What’s the deal with Tesla

Channeling my $200 Virginia tax rebate directly into Winsome Earle-Sears’s elementary school handgun fund.

I call this one “Somehow Palpatine Thrived”

Good morning Imperial City

It was cringe af

There were so many today. It was hot.

So nice out.

I have these in the red white/black scheme. Love them so much.

Kyle’s mom may be a big fat bitch but she is also a hero.

Uhhh random.

All the Starbucks in my neighborhood are closing. This truly is the Age of Strife.

Sweaty chest bumps after in slo mo, ladies too.