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John

@superj711.bsky.social

PS3 Fat Edition Apologist / Senator Amidala Fanboy / WMATA passenger

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Flipped off a small motorcade earlier. Not sure who it was but I'm sure they deserved it.

04.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You shouldn’t use AI in dating profile photos. Now we’re meeting here in this Buffalo Wild Wings and you don’t even have big anime eyes.

04.03.2026 11:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This game turned a lot of gamers into gaymers 🥳

04.03.2026 10:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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gives this vibe

03.03.2026 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Towah of terrah

03.03.2026 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eh, they’ll probably give Kevin Costner a ranch on Bajor where he’ll raise Bajorian cows and fight against replicators.

03.03.2026 10:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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There’s this condo for sale in DC that includes a garage parking space, but the space 100% requires a disabled placard.

It’s like a puzzle that makes me abandon a video game for 2 months.

03.03.2026 10:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The wor on terrah

03.03.2026 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Laughed in the face of this snowstorm by vacuum bagging 1/2 of my winter clothes.

03.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn’t realize Lego points were a thing so I got that tanker for free (for freeeee)

02.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The sunshine right now 🤌🏻

01.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Try a breath right strip if you haven’t. It’s not a solution but it helps.

01.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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When AI can finally do this, then we should start worrying about AI.

01.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The big beautiful day can’t come soon enough.

01.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And now Claude is a scab.

01.03.2026 11:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His handsome face does help immensely

01.03.2026 11:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I interviewed at one of the evil AI companies and every time I read the news about them I praise the lawd that I didn’t get the job and I don’t work there.

01.03.2026 11:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The wind is picking up.

01.03.2026 04:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

True

01.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is everyone so nice to me today

01.03.2026 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The river below is full of poo (or was, I’ve been away)

28.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tits out for the boys

28.02.2026 12:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He also likes to enrich himself with our tax dollars.

28.02.2026 12:07 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would….drag you there

28.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You must go.

28.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Discovery wasn't my favorite but it's pretty great to see Tilly on Starfleet Academy.

27.02.2026 13:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re going to revive And Just Like That because there’s no one to stop them now.

27.02.2026 11:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Really digging the tile job in this coffee shop bathroom.

26.02.2026 13:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love this man.

26.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My watch is like you really slowed it down this month you prized hog.

25.02.2026 12:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0