When You were partying
I drank from the HOSE
When you were having premarital sex
I drank from the HOSE
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I drank from the HOSE
And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?
07.03.2026 21:49 —
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Italy has an espresso machine in their dugout ☕🇮🇹
📸 Chris Vaccaro on X
07.03.2026 22:13 —
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these are in fact legal targets in wartime
07.03.2026 18:15 —
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Commish for Alekai!
07.03.2026 20:12 —
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halfbody comm for @/fulguron_ 🐲✨
06.03.2026 20:43 —
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harris was also wrong about how to beat trump iirc. kinda the most important test of each of their careers. both wrong. worse for harris because she went second and still lost
07.03.2026 01:27 —
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clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that
07.03.2026 01:17 —
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Hey chicago locals! I'm gonna be tabling my comics/zines at this Night Market this Saturday! Come say hi and maybe trade zines with me!
04.03.2026 21:02 —
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ÉLAN cosmetics packaging line.
06.03.2026 17:05 —
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A drawing of a leviathan rising from the water, causing enormous waves in the process. The leviathan is grey with a light underside, and has bright purple stripes down his back. The mouth which is also open is purple. The sea is icy, the sky cloudy, as if in arctic waters.
Like the Tide, Inevitable.
[ #art #acrosstheeye ]
06.03.2026 19:19 —
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Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads
I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness.
I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.
Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes
07.03.2025 10:06 —
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Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything
05.03.2026 21:50 —
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@telstartelstar.bsky.social drew my sona in a sentai outfit last year and I still think the design rules ⚡⚡⚡
05.03.2026 21:26 —
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Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society
06.03.2026 01:27 —
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chalk up another failure for 'bomb them until they overthrow their own government for us' i'm sure it'll work one of these days
06.03.2026 03:23 —
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05.03.2026 09:19 —
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Yeah this is the one
05.03.2026 11:31 —
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talking/replying to some moots feels like this regardless of how long ive known them and regardless of what I say, does this ever go away or is this like a universal anxiety thing
05.03.2026 03:41 —
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Dragon Sketch
04.03.2026 01:59 —
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Installing a refinery fractionator with Sany heavy-lift cranes.
04.03.2026 17:05 —
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anthro ram wearing a casual outfit and looking very sleepy, standing next to a coffee machine that is brewing coffee on a countertop. Beside the machine, there are the letters "BRRR" to suggest the sound of brewing.
coffee machine go brrr
20.02.2026 21:55 —
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lmfao get wrecked
04.03.2026 04:36 —
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TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today
04.03.2026 14:05 —
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[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]
…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are…?
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
[Ends]
04.03.2026 11:14 —
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commission
03.03.2026 21:18 —
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Our many aging cherry trees, originally a gesture of friendship by pre-war Japan, blossomed last week. Lovely, but: global warming.
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A reference of a character with two forms. On the left is a sea creature with a head similar to the mizutsune from MH, and a sleek four limbed body in dark grey with a golden and silver streak down the side and a white underbelly, very remniscent of a dolphin or cetacean in general. On the right there's a more anthro humanoid version, maintaining the colors as skin tone but with long braided hair and sporty clothes.
A reference for a character with two forms. On the left there's a long naga with a long horn on top of the head, and a body covered in petals in soft cream and pink colors. He's missing his right leg. On the left there's a more anthro version of this character, with cool jawbone sword and outfitted with a prosthetic for the missing leg, along with a very ornate belt and pants.
A reference for a character with two forms. On the right there's a large moray/mosasaur beast, colored in dark greys with a lighter underbelly and streaked with bright purple down the back. On the left a more anthro version of this character is shown, holding a harpoon over his shoulder and wearing a weightlifter belt and dark pants. He's also wearing a metal mask that covers the lower half of his face.
A joint reference for six characters. From left to right, top to bottom:
- Talas, an icy purple moray beast
- Hades, a petaled leafy naga
- Graves, a bright eyed cetacean
- Connon, a pirate-looking pike, and Wretch, her dark avian companion
- Gobi, a bright yellow fire goby
- Caval, a sunny laid back tiger shark
>> 🌒 CREW OF THE BLEEDING MOON 🌊 <<
Full set of references for my fish guys!! This is the main cast for my leviathan hunting story, "Across the Azure Eye"!
The first three are beastfolk meaning shapeshifters, and the last three are regular merfolk!
[ #art #acrosstheeye ]
03.03.2026 15:15 —
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Selkie from My Hero Academia, shirtless and giving a wink to the viewer!
Selkie!
02.03.2026 23:27 —
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