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Center Yourself (Skunk Room) — The Elysian An audience participation show hosted by Youngmi Mayer where the audience makes the jokes and Youngmi makes the money. Buy Tickets

LA TONIGHT!! IM PERFORMING ONE NOGHT ONLY WITH DYLAN ADLER!! tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...

why are the vibes off right now? it's the fucking AI isn't it everything feels uncanny

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if you order a personalized signed copy of my book it will come like this order here: www.yuandmebooks.com/products/978...

is your ex a narcissist? new essay up on substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

EVERYONE'S EX IS A NARCISSIST except mine, he's an echo

what is an echo? no one knows open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

How I Overcame My Eating Disorder or Whatever I'm Cured! Do my arms look fat?

somebody come get her she’s posting another substack 🎵 open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

i will be in LA (a threat) tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...

❗IAVA's Kyleanne Hunter drags Pete Hegseth for absolute FILTH and schools us on being a womb-haver in the military.
❗Comedian & author @ymmayer.bsky.social brings the hilarity & the realness of getting an abobo in South Korea and the joy that can ensue.

🎧 All this & MORE! Don’t wait—hit play NOW!

i never dreamt of my wedding, i never dreamt of my death did you guys know you can just wear the dress without getting married

new!!!! and freeeee open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

Youngmi Mayer: Hairy Butthole Hairy Butthole is a one-person show featuring Youngmi Mayer based on the Korean saying "If you laugh while crying, hair will grow out of your butthole."

i wrote a show based on my memoir and act out parts of it as my grandma and my mom and these are the last shows in nyc!!! publictheater.org/performances...

omg thank you ♥️♥️

when men rape and kill women it's our fault lol hugh hefner and the arabian nights

new free essay open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

no person is good or bad, so go ahead and celebrate charlie kirk's death or not who cares the ethics of celebrating death and "having no empathy"

laugh or cry who cares open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

hyundai plant ICE raids ok so... why isn't anyone saying the thing

here are my thoughts on the hyundai ice raid (free article just click on link to read) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

i used to be a trad wife i wanted to fucking kms everyday a warning for the girls who think they want to lie down instead of lean in

i am writing
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the r-word, having no ethos and the nazi youth live by the sword. die by the sword.

new substack up nowwww open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

my muses are shitty men lets talk fuckboys (i refuse to spell it the way they want us to)

newww and freeee open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

wait i weirdly have a clip that’s exactly about this. but i say “high school poem”

hey i’m doing this verbally abusive show again on 8/13 and 8/14 you can click on the same link for tickets

ADHD breakups and touching the live wire about wanting to feel something, even if it hurts

what if you read this thing i wrote open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

they probably won’t sell out 🥺😞

i’m back at the public theater!! get your tickets now before they sell out publictheater.org/performances...

the road is a circle dead ends, straight lines, and the circle

new essay up its freeeeeeee substack.com/@youngmimaye...

youngmi mayer | Substack writing a bio... embarrassing. please buy my book

if you don’t subscribe to my substack i’m gonna kms substack.com/@youngmimaye...

Group photo of 11 people multi racial

Three people one holding a book

Being in between isn’t easy. But it can be a superpower.
A dozen of us gathered for a campaign book club in English & ASL to read I’m Laughing Because I’m Crying.
We shared stories, silence, and snacks.
There’s strength in the in-between.
What’s your story?
@ymmayer.bsky.social

come check out my show where i verbally abuse asians as my korean grandma tickets: youngmimayer.com/tickets

why would i get a job at the american nintendo factory when i already have perfectly good job as a paid protestor

shows sold out but we added another one!! tickets ➡️ publictheater.org/productions/...

burning man answers the question what if the most annoying roommate you ever had paid 10k to go to the desert with other peoples most annoying roommates they’ve ever hads

like you can afford to go to aspen but you have to stay at the best western by the airport but you go just so you can say you went to aspen and appear to be wealthier than you are. it’s such a sad depressing socioeconomic class.