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Mash

@assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social

Writhing mass of undignified love and suffering. Mistake machine. Regret repository. ...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore. Worst song, played on ugliest guitar. He/Him. Trans rights. Free Palestine. (pfp by Gav)

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Does anyone else find 'societal filler' hateful?
A colleague opened a door into a room where I was tying my shoe & said "oh, I nearly knocked you out there!" but like, with the arc of the door there's no way it could hit me unless you're ripping it off the wall and hitting me with it, so why say it?

06.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeahh, so it might be a bad idea to cook three full different meals at this time of night because stuff is about to go off, buuuuuut... [Side-eyes every idea so far]

05.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love TTRPGS. Where else are you going to hear the sentence "...because I reckon that us finding out something about this giant crab could be the difference between us all getting murdered or rescuing a baby."

05.03.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Geddstation - Twitch rgesoegsu (much like me it is Scrambled) | !kofi

Gamers I'm back once again. It's geoguessing time baybeeeee

click da link
πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

twitch.tv/geddstation

05.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

02.03.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh don't worry I know how this whole deal goes, I only vague-post so as to not be perceived 😬

If you're going through anything you'd like a semi impartial sounding board for tho DM here or on Discord. Love you bud x

02.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(not indicitive of anything silly happening)

02.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers Juj, love you mate

02.03.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Badger, love you pal. Just... yeah

02.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sick of it

02.03.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Just realised I had a ticket to a gig last Saturday that I apparently fully fucking forgot about.

Maybe I should buy a calendar...

28.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can be better!

27.02.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have my finger hovering over the nuclear response, don't you worry

27.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been done dirty, so I have!

27.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

27.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have exposed myself, musically

27.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
TWRP - The Hit feat. Ninja Sex Party (Official Video)
YouTube video by TWRPtube TWRP - The Hit feat. Ninja Sex Party (Official Video)

TWRP Fuck IMO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOWW...

27.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Reform win this by-election Labour are gonna get so much worse. If the Greens win Labour are gonna get so much worse. If Labour win, Labour are gonna get so much worse

26.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8
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Geddstation - Twitch Hi I'm Jordan aka Gedds (he/him). Watch me be bad at games x

your sickly pal over here is live. tune in before I turn into dust

twitch.tv/geddstation 😰

26.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That's lovely! I love plants, my livingroom that I never use is basically a forest at this point

22.02.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, I've been on the apps for a bit now, but I genuinely think the relationship I want the most is a Forever GM

22.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
22.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not enjoy my sleep schedule being on Gamer Time now

22.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A whatsapp message from me which reads; "Anything that manges to be both crispy crunchy and squelchy at the same time and doesn't actually recuire a medical diagnosis can only be a culinary wonder for the ages"

A whatsapp message from me which reads; "Anything that manges to be both crispy crunchy and squelchy at the same time and doesn't actually recuire a medical diagnosis can only be a culinary wonder for the ages"

If you can guess what this is I'll get you some (threat)

22.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nailed on

21.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I nearly asked what this was going to be then I realised who I was talking toπŸ˜…

21.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Evergreen

21.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckabout it's 4am, they've got me on Gamer time

21.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing things are happening today #fullysheathed

18.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1