Mash

“Let every man know that citizenship is a privilege - not a right!” A quote from Judge Dredd in 1979 and the British Home Office in 2021

This is the first page I turn to when I’m showing people @molcher.bsky.social’s book about Judge Dredd and modern policing: shop.2000ad.com/catalogue/XB...

Reports say Young Labour membership has plummeted from 100,000 dweebs to 30,000 actual sociopaths.

do you all know about the Deep Biosphere?

I'm thinking about the Deep biosphere a lot right now.

if you don't know the Deep Biosphere, it's that It Turns Out that HELLA deep underground (like ≥3 mi under the ground and ≥6 mi under the sea floor), there is life.

Down in tiny microscopic wet nooks.

Being told you smell good is such a nice compliment

Going to try a thing, but have no idea how to navigate the cycle of fuckery that is existing without assistance

...fucksakes

Mate, that looks amazing

Hope it helps you feel better!

I am protected

And I paid for the privilege!

Honestly? Getting the Radge approval may be what engenders an actual relationship between us x

The only time I ever text her is to share the location of a corpse.

CW: Animal skull

Not five mins later I'm watering their greenhouse and see the skull of what I assume used to be a fox

Just had to bag up a dead rat from my parents garden because I know I'd be yelled at if they found out I'd thrown it away without asking if my sister wanted it first.
Normal that, enit?

Bald & golf. You don't actually have to post, we already get it.

I would wear a bag over my head in shame if I had voted for this twat to "get the racists out"

A white & tan Chihuahua sat in the sun on some grass with his eyes closed surrounded by sunflowers

We may have broken up years ago but I still get updates on how the little man's doing 💜

First to be asked, last to be told. Not that I'm whinging about it 😅

Well it's upset me, so I guess so!

Honestly it's usually the customers that tell us about changes we've apparently made

When I say that communication in my workplace is bad, what I mean is that I just found out about a change of policy from a news article rather than my management team.

Hello? Science? Yes, that's him there. No, me neither...

It's lovely!

HEY!

...I'm hardly ever hungover

Oooooh! What is it??

...have you knocked your head?

A first aid training dummy with an expression of pain

...same

My colleagues prediction that I'll be 7 minutes late

My manager's prediction that I'll be 12 minutes late

They're taking bets on it at this point...

LUV TO DROWN IN AIR

Ahhh, yeah that'll do it I guess

The sun?