YOU - “Lamby looks soft.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
YOU - “Lamby looks soft.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
very important video please watch
23.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 7387 🔁 2609 💬 128 📌 265Gotta love how these technofascists wanna make sure the planet’s well populated when their beloved AI’s finished stripping it of all its resources.
24.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 897 🔁 230 💬 34 📌 3I Have a Mouth, But Screaming Isn’t Enough
20.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just took me 20 mins to get my mom to open a video file she downloaded. At least when the youth have to deal with old ass millennials we'll never put anyone through that shit again.
19.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol sat on my glasses and broke them. Turns out throwing stuff disorganized onto your bed and then using your bed as a couch has drawbacks
17.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0KIM KITSURAGI - “Harry... it explains *everything*. The running around. The jumping. The *shot-put*. Your inexplicable facial hair...”
17.02.2026 07:03 — 👍 85 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Why the fuck does anyone let Ezra Klein do anything
09.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why in gods name do they need my facial scan to shitpost on a server for a YouTube channel about video games
09.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Glad I could help
09.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The hell that we have made for ourselves
09.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He was a stater boy
07.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@johnwolfeyt.bsky.social assuming you’ve already played the third FF remaster at this point, I’m sure you must’ve noticed this too 🤣😂
if you haven’t played it yet, ignore this
Screenshot of Final Fantasy III pixel remaster with a portion of the screen circled
A zoom in on the highlighted area of the previous image, which clearly depicts a crude drawing of a penis on the world map
You gotta be fing kidding me 😂🤣 final fantasy III pixel remaster
06.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Damn that’s the most barry face Ive seen barry make
05.02.2026 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally, an interesting movie
01.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s the Alexander Skaarsgard renaissance
01.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s no possible way this could be self-serving right
01.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The corruption of absolute power is difficult to avoid
01.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Psyduck did 911
01.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Jesus Simulator for just $14.99!
Yes
01.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Maybe he meant that theoretically he’s a physicist
01.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You could turn this into something quite lucrative 😏
30.01.2026 09:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No (negative)
30.01.2026 09:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Oh man, he looks so devastatingly *cool* with that cigarette.
YOU - “How did you get so cool, Kim?”
Amazing tl synergy here
30.01.2026 08:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, I guess we know where his formerly repressed anger comes from 🤣 never seen a more potato person in my life
30.01.2026 08:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Single digit temperature is so odd looking
27.01.2026 13:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Jimmy Carter is smarter
25.01.2026 15:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She looks so much like my sweet tortie did! I had to gofundme for her medical expenses once so Id be remiss if I didn’t help out here a bit
25.01.2026 15:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0